fanny beard

You will require a girl with a hairy bush. Flip her upside down spread her legs, go behind her and rest your chin on her fanny. A mirror is best at this point to check out your fanny beard. You can use ladies with differing colour hair to get your desired look.

Flipped my bird upside down last night and took a fanny beard selfie. My birds sporting an 80s bush at the moment.

by anon.gcfgv755r August 29, 2014

fanny packer

A person(s) who packs things in their ass like a fanny pack

Pretty sure that guy Bobby is a fanny packer

by Theslippyone November 19, 2017

fanny flutter

The excitement you get in the vagina when sexually aroused

He was kissing my neck and pulling my hair, I got major fanny flutter!

by Sas92 September 26, 2013

Fanny Snot

The creamy substance excreted from a dirty vagina.

Julia got her fanny snot all over my dick the other night.

by Bitch boii February 1, 2020

Clammy fanny

A sweaty vagina which also has discharge, thrush

The sign for this is clamping your hands, opening and closing 3 times like a crab and saying "clammy fanny" in a voice like 'Lenny's' from the the story 'Of Mice and Men'.

My girlfriends fanny stinks, she's got a clammy fanny! Uch a fi!

by rhywpenol October 5, 2009

fanny-clam

A female bollock-bulge.

See also beetle-bonnet and monkey's chin

"Wow! Wouldn't mind rubbing my mits on that fanny-clam."

by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

Fanny Gallop

Strictly confined to women who get a sudden rush in the groin area of an orgasmic or erotic nature. Often taken by shock and usually envoked by an erotic memory or at the sight of a very attractive potential sexual partner.

God he's so sexy he's givin me fanny gallop!

by Coggy September 6, 2006