Frozen Yogurt

Slang term for a Mexican individual.

Our busboy was a real frozen yogurt.

by Webster June 24, 2004

frozen tundra fish

when you are married for longer than a year and your wife doesn't want sex any longer. These women mostly live in Wisconsin,Minnesota,Iowa

" Hows are you and Jill doing" Geoff asked "Fine other than I am married to a frozen tundra fish!" " You should have married Deb from Nevada"

by acrowsshadow71 May 13, 2010

FROZEN ORANGE

Place an orange in the freezer till frozen. Place in plastic bag and swing at your buddies balls while his not looking. Extra points if he is drinking hot liquids.

Hey Joe I just "frozen oranged" Dolce and his hurting!

by Jack CracX November 7, 2012

frozen toboggan

Canadian version of an Alaskan Pipeline. Taking a dump then putting it in a condom and freezing it to create a dildo and using it as a sex toy for anal or vaginal penetration (usually not oral) on a man or woman.

Joe: Shelley is coming over tonight so I threw a frozen toboggan in the freezer yesterday.
Frank: How prudent.

by Capt. Luge Splooge February 25, 2014

Frozen Chimney

During sexual activities a man inserts ice cubes in to the women's vagina before having intercourse causing the vagina to be cold like a chimney on a cold winters night.

That girl was such a whore she let me frozen chimney her with a full tray of ice cubes

by Prosesh September 19, 2016

frozen fart

When it's real chilly out and you let a hot one rip and it freezes half way out your ass

Damn dude, this frozen fart is making my ass hole numb

by Bipolar schizo May 26, 2016

Frozen Peebody

When you write in your will that you would like to be pissed on and cryogenicly frozen without being dried off.

Boy; Grandma, do you want to be a frozen peebody?
Grandma; Why yes child I would.

by BGTV March 9, 2017