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double handojb d'fisty

It is when you jackoff with her help then she bends over and you cum on her back. After that you have doggy style vaginal sex while two owls have sex on her back (owls are optional). When you ejaculate you cum in her mouth. After a little while she jacks you off while you fist her. This originated in Kansas City, Ks.
Last night when I worked at the zoo my girlfriend and I double handojb d'fistyed in the bird exhibit.
by The truth of whatever November 24, 2010
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fisty

Girl in Opera Class: "God, Hilary is such an ass kisser."
Other girl: "No, she kissed so much ass that she isn't even an ass kisser, or an ass licker. She has surpassed even ass EATER, and ass MUNCHER, to ass fister. She is absolutely fisty."
Girl 1: "Isn't she?"
by Jannikoo April 19, 2006
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feist

A chic who somehow built a musical career by convincing advertising moguls that her vocal stylings, mostly consisting of repetitive ultra-feminine utterances of the sound “oh” over flowery pop-music, are great for big budget corporate television commercials.
Hi, I'm feist and my favorite word is "oh"!
by ibex37 September 23, 2010
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Fisty

Adjective, Adverb. 1) Of the condition of "having a face like a fist" in that it should be beaten severely. 2) Shitty or Dickish. Uncool 3) Actions or behavior that is/are questionable, untoward, or even reprehensible. 4) Similar to the pornographic act of "fisting" another.

Noun form: Fist, Fister, Fisty, or Fisto.
"Hey man, is it me, or was that dude being fisty?"

"I'm not sure if I want to take this cab, it smells pretty fisty."

"Hey, look at this fister over here! His lady is mad fisty."

"Whatup, Fist?"
by palndrom23 January 1, 2009
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Double twisty fisty

You insert both hands, wrist deep, into a mans anus, while twisting your hands in a circular manor.

Bonus points if it’s an “ex”.
Dude, she gave me the double twisty fisty…it’s good shit.
by Twistyfisty September 19, 2021
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festyphobia

Fear of being around any sweater even closely related to the holidays. Specifically those thick, wool sweaters with images of reindeers, christmas trees, santa claus and snow flakes on them. In some cases, any sweater with too much red, green or orange have been known to trigger the common symptoms, which include:

1. Dry gagging
2. Desire to drink too much eggnog
3. Dizziness
4. Tingling in and around both eyeballs, which may result in one or both eyeballs popping out
Eric: Whoa! Did you see Cindy pound the eggnog at the Holiday Party?

Bruce: Yeah man, but you can't hate on her. She's got festyphobia and the place was packed with fugly holiday sweaters...I'm just glad her eyeballs didn't pop out.
by sfsdc December 8, 2009
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fisty

adj. loud and outspoken, antithesis of love
That is not true, that fact of the matter is fisty.
by Hard Boiled Peg June 1, 2003
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