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Ewan

Ewan is a bad at drinking and is a guy who always has a hangover. He is someone you can depend on to bring you nesquick. He has an excellent English accent and knows how to charm his girlfriend with it.
He is crazy about Mc Donalds and cant go a day without it although he says he can, speaking of not going a day without, Ewan has a choef wich he loves more than his girlfriend.
If you are hangover in the morning you have a Ewan
by Vsgisj dvjsks September 7, 2022
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Ewan

The name Ewan originates from Scotland. He is cute but he is very loud and is also quite funny. Some people find him annoying because he is very energetic and loud but most people love him and his personality.
Girl: is that ewan? he is so cute
by xylam556 June 29, 2022
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Ewan

Ewan is a discord mod who leads his kittens to him by playing his flute like the pied piper.
Ewan pookie please don't howl
by Analbeedmastern January 24, 2024
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Ewan K

Ewan K. is a He is a guy that would never hurt anyone but don't mess with the people he loves. He is romantic when he needs to be but likes to keep all of his relationships within the people involved with it. Besides romance, he is an avid business owner, owning a large factory. If you are a small Asian girl, watch out, he might turn you into a protein shake.
You are being a real Ewan K. today, and I love it!
by enlightened_sage March 22, 2022
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Ewan

An absolute piece of shit. Utterly detestable in every way. Nobody wants him. He will always be buzzing around, trying to get your attention so he can attempt to insult you. Don't be around a Ewan
Ewan is a little shit.
by that dood is stoopid February 7, 2020
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Ewan Hanley

The biggest bender you will ever meet. He is always egotistical and brags about the size of his cock all the time
that guy is such an Ewan Hanley
by bob marely-09876543 June 19, 2019
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