Eric

A total loser who literally will not tell you if your mic is muted or not wow what a guy.

Tell me if my mic is on or not, don't be an Eric.

by sadsad273 March 20, 2017

Eric

Person who takes a shit at work and doesn't wash his hands.

Person who enjoys Alabama Hot Pockets!

A guy who drives a large pick up truck to make up for having a small penis.

The colossus of call in's and the sultan of smart time.

Legend in his own mind.

Smartest man in the storeroom and has more.common sense than any 5 people put together.. and will let you know that as well!!

Stop!!!! Do not eat from that side of the party sub or from that bag of potato chips, ERIC just took a shit and didn't wash his hands again!!

by Honcho Villa October 13, 2011

Eric

Erics are really sweet guys, there caring and understanding and to top it off there really cute. If you ever meet an eric watchout their charm and sweetness is deadly. They tend to play hockey and soccer. They also act really cute and dont push for sex and things. If you ever come across an eric be sure to grab him before some other guy dose.

i think i like an eric" "well no duh everyone likes eric hes the shit

by smartiegirl9645 November 21, 2010

Eric

A music buff who usually tends towards the metal side of life. Has a penchant for whiskeys and bourbon. Sometimes has problems involving a pain in the foot. Unassuming yet very clever when it comes to phillosophical matters. Frugal yet generous. Sexy but not over the top. Erics give lots of kisses and make the best food. Eric is gorgeous.

Persdon 1: He's really hot - but unassuming...
Person 2: Oh! You mean he's an Eric!

by Sagittarius girl February 7, 2010

Eric

A really huge bro who loves the U of A and has stickers all over his car. Usually Erics can be found telling people what to do and always being right, because he is such a bro.

Did you see Erics new Jersey?

Yea he is such a bro!

by John cocklong October 20, 2009

Eric

Someone is born to ball and will autisticly show dominance by breathing

Wow that asshole really acts like an Eric

by Random user555 November 10, 2019

Eric

A handsome man with a great head on his shoulders, also known to have a large penis and great endurance.

"Eric is the greatest....

by Exdxxx209 November 23, 2021