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fairy emperor penguin 🐧

If only my pet name was as cool as Jared’s. His is fairy emperor penguin 🐧.
by God3825 October 6, 2022
mugGet the fairy emperor penguin 🐧mug.

King Emperor Sammy

King Emperor Sammy rules the world. He is an international playboy and what he says goes. He is very rich and can buy the world. He is Catholic. He also knows that Michael Jordan is better than LeBron.
All hail King Emperor Sammy!!
by LordSammy October 10, 2022
mugGet the King Emperor Sammymug.

emperor's throne

The emperors throne sits in the corner of many a cheap hotel its purpose is simple it supplies an unobstructed view for cuckholds
Please do not put your clothing on my emperor's throne it is for watching my wife with jerome
by The froggy 9 January 22, 2024
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emperor

A big man, but a small ego. Yknow what they say about men with small egos. ... Empys, although big in size, are contradictorily introverted and socially inept. They are surprisingly afraid of the smallest things and will cling onto everything, even in haunted houses meant for children. If spotted, please give him your phone number. Despite his tendency to never smile or approach others, he wants women. He wants women bad. Hot. Beautiful. Asian (non-negotiable). Pre-cautionary measures are not needed, however, proceed at your own peril - the conservation may be strictly limited to the topic of women, otherwise, Empys will lose interest. Please do not lose interest. Empys are quite sad and lonely, and are in dire need of hugs and social reassurance. 1-2 times daily, supply with sunlight and water. Occasionally, Empys might need protein powder. Fuels his workout, his ego, and his titties.
"can you give me an example of an oxymoron? yeah sure! emperor and women!"
by meritcarrot123 April 19, 2022
mugGet the emperormug.

Emperor Scott

Hahahahahahahaha! Remember that!? Remember when I said that!? Ha!
Hym "I didn't think Emperor Scott would ever leave! Hahahaha!"
by Hym Iam March 29, 2023
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The Cherry Emperor

A fictional version of Joshua L. The Cherry Emperor is the embodiment of everything a person should not be. He is annoying, corny, and stupidly unfunny. He behaves and reacts excessively to everything expressly to highlight the ridiculousness of corny comments on youtube shorts. Such as “Racism, sexism and homophobia is sigma!” type shit.
The Cherry Emperor is here. Run or you will be consumed in corniness.
mugGet the The Cherry Emperormug.

wise-emperor

self absorbed person obsessed with cats (and one cat in particular, called Maru)
Mugumogu hasn't updated her blog. wise-emperor is not amused by this. wise-emperor needs it's Maru
by ohcomeonthisonetakenaswell March 23, 2014
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