A big man, but a small ego. Yknow what they say about men with small egos. ... Empys, although big in size, are contradictorily introverted and socially inept. They are surprisingly afraid of the smallest things and will cling onto everything, even in haunted houses meant for children. If spotted, please give him your phone number. Despite his tendency to never smile or approach others, he wants women. He wants women bad. Hot. Beautiful. Asian (non-negotiable). Pre-cautionary measures are not needed, however, proceed at your own peril - the conservation may be strictly limited to the topic of women, otherwise, Empys will lose interest. Please do not lose interest. Empys are quite sad and lonely, and are in dire need of hugs and social reassurance. 1-2 times daily, supply with sunlight and water. Occasionally, Empys might need protein powder. Fuels his workout, his ego, and his titties.
by meritcarrot123 April 19, 2022
Get the emperormug. King Emperor Sammy rules the world. He is an international playboy and what he says goes. He is very rich and can buy the world. He is Catholic. He also knows that Michael Jordan is better than LeBron.
by LordSammy October 10, 2022
Get the King Emperor Sammymug. God Emperor Mao is the most powerful person in the universe. With his god like powers an physique, he can decrees or increase your social credits faster then the speed of light.
by get the hell off my property October 12, 2021
Get the God Emperor Maomug. A phrase commonly used by Warhammer 40k fans to express support for the Imperium of Man. Can also be used as a battle cry or just as a verbal shitpost. Often spoken in a low, metallic voice. If you talk to a WH40k fan, they WILL use this phrase at least once.
Guy: So what are your thoughts on the current state of the US government?
Space Marine: FOR THE EMPEROR
Space Marine: FOR THE EMPEROR
by ThatCrucibleKnight March 16, 2025
Get the FOR THE EMPERORmug. .
by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 23, 2025
Get the 《¤》Kraven《¤》The《¤》Hunter《¤》Teaches《¤》Kurapika《¤》Emperor《¤》Time《¤》mug. A fictional version of Joshua L. The Cherry Emperor is the embodiment of everything a person should not be. He is annoying, corny, and stupidly unfunny. He behaves and reacts excessively to everything expressly to highlight the ridiculousness of corny comments on youtube shorts. Such as “Racism, sexism and homophobia is sigma!” type shit.
by The Cherry Empire Official June 24, 2025
Get the The Cherry Emperormug. A drunk fucker:
A person who over drinks like an emperor and usually fucks people over. Rice is an idiom for fucking from the Chinese 炒飯 which can be used as both a verb (to fry rice) or a noun (fried rice.) It is used in China and Taiwan to mean sex or have sex.
A person who over drinks like an emperor and usually fucks people over. Rice is an idiom for fucking from the Chinese 炒飯 which can be used as both a verb (to fry rice) or a noun (fried rice.) It is used in China and Taiwan to mean sex or have sex.
by LastNameFirstName July 21, 2022
Get the Rice Emperormug.