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Electronic Arts

Electronic Arts (AKA: EA) is a game developing company that charges for anything you do in said game.

You can do fuck all and have it go "tHaT'lL bE $67.99"
"I like Electronic Arts"

"Then I guess you like wiping your ass with dollar bills, you asshole."
by DDOM April 30, 2020
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Electronic Sedation

When you gives your kid the iPad in a public place to shut him up while you run errands.
My two year old was throwing a tantrum so I used a little electronic sedation to get us through the supermarket line.
by T_Baggin_Bandit March 1, 2014
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electronic music

Music that is fucking awesome after after you've been stoned.
Dude, I just got stoned. I think that electronic music just sucked my dick.
by Nirken Mcgee March 6, 2011
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electronic balls

Someone who has confidence but only when they're using a electronic device like AIM, text messaging, etc.

They will be sugestive and bold when they have time to think of answers on AIM but once you get face to face they're not even 1/10 as clever or fun.

aka the downfall of meeting someone online.
Sally: I met this awesome guy online and we talked for three hours.
Jack: You finally found someone special!
Sally: No, he only had electronic balls.
Jack: damn.
by leslieeee March 9, 2008
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Electronically Unavailable

Adj.- Without a blackberry, PDA or Cell phong; Unable to text; no wi-fi available for e-mail management, Facebook status updates or Gchatting. Try as you may, but the only way to reach me will be by smoke signals or messenger pigeons.

Worse than emotionally unavailable because there will be no way to convey that but by word of mouth.
I will be actually camping for 3 days. I will be electronically unavailable at that time.
by Bri Lau August 11, 2009
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waste of electrons

Something that should have never made it into ANY media A terrible movie a stinker a bomb boxoffice bomb.
A news story that is of ZERO interest to most of the world. The French Lieutenants Woman is a fine example. Most Jeremy Irons films. The English Patient Many of Ebert's critiques. An ad for tampons. Many ads in general. Infomercials Remakes of remakes chick flick
"I went with this new girl to see a flick last night, I nearly fell asleep. It was so so bad I don't even remember the name of the shit! What a waste of electrons!"
by psiscott April 25, 2006
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Electronic Dick

A slang for an electronic cigarette, more specifically, a big bulky one that spews out a ridiculous amount of vapor.
Guy 1: "Why is there steam coming up from the floorboards?"
Guy 2: "Oh that's just my roomate. He's in the basement sucking on his electronic dick again."
by Gringo The Clown December 27, 2011
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