Dutch vent

The sudden purging of toxic pungent foul gas released from a "silent but deadly" fart from your partner, when all you were trying to do was adjust the covers. Otherwise the covers, if left undisturbed would have probably gradually dissipated the gas without you ever knowing.

All I tried to do was turn over, when all of a sudden I was annihilated by a massive dutch venting.

by CannonRD January 7, 2013

dutch oven

The act of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing vile ass fumes

Dave vomited on the sheets when his wife gave him a white castle dutch oven.

by Oooglie Booglie April 18, 2003

Dutch handjob

When a guy is holding his own erected penis in his hand and another guy/girl moves his arm

Damn! that stupid girl only wanted to give me a dutch handjob, thats so lame!

by Exondk December 21, 2008

dutch twister

When a person farts in a revolving door.

Damn, that chick in the Ugg boots dropped a wicked Dutch Twister at Barnes and Noble.

by GP NYC April 3, 2009

Dutch Muzzle

The act of someone unexpectedly shoving their fist into another persons mouth and down there throat.

"That bitch pushed me down the stairs so I gave her a Dutch muzzle".

by isisdestroyer September 6, 2017

Lost Dutchman

When a married man loses his wedding ring inside a prostitute's ass. The act is not completed until the man sheepishly retrieves his ring.

When Tom could not explain to his wife where his ring was, he realized that he had to complete the final stage of the Lost Dutchman.

by ClarenceCarterIV May 19, 2006

double dutch titties

When a woman's titties be so saggy that you can play double Dutch jump rope with them.

Jessica's got double Dutch titties, made me reminence of my childhood, back to my jump rope days.

by The Stray Pube December 26, 2016