Doitsu

A person, usually a male, that you can't help but wanting to fuck.

Your boyfriend is such a doitsu.

by Breanain Sortiria June 2, 2012

Domitri's Law

States that after one notably good day, a bad day always follows.

Guy: Man today sucks! Which is not fair because yesterday was so great.

Friend: That's Domitri's Law, every time you have a good day the next day blows in comparison.

by Domitri January 17, 2013

Doritos Holocaust

When you're all out of Doritos, it's the worst possible thing that could happen.

Nothing but empty cupboards. It's a Doritos holocaust in here.

by DOGGG November 12, 2014

dorito slut

Someone who eats ALL the Doritos. They don't care which flavor, they'd eat it.

I am a Dorito slut.

He ate all the Doritos! Omg what a Dorito slut!!!

by Dorito slut October 25, 2015

Dorito Raped

The bad orangeish tan white girls get in efforts to look hot.

White Girl: Does my tan look sexy?
Guy: oh hell nah! U look dorito raped.

by Art$y Bit¢h May 31, 2016

doritos arse mohichan

When you place Doritos in your (or someone else's) arse crack in such a way that it makes you're arse look like it has a Mohichan

"Hey Dude, Steve has passed out drunk, lets give him a Doritos arse mohichan

by AGB7 October 20, 2017

Domitille

Personne de qualité supérieure, connait votre vie mieux que vous-même ce qui est pratique.

"Tu as de la chance d'avoir une Domitille !"

by Maoui March 3, 2018