When you're in school and the hot kid is being a jerk so you don't want to say the whole thing but you have to bring the point across
by Ha you thought June 08, 2017
Someone who has exceeded the level 1 douche, level 2 douche bag, and graduated to level 3 of the douche pyramid
Did you see that guy Sonny slide into the random girl's DM asking her to ride his cock?
Yeah I did. Spicer is such a douche canoe
Yeah I did. Spicer is such a douche canoe
by Unknown Urban Dictionary User June 21, 2017
A twatwaffle's car.
by dglarn May 05, 2019
Douche Canoe, a oversized maxipad used to catch all the nastiness that filters out of a females vaginal cavity after douching.. much like a pantie liner..
by Model Ynohtna February 27, 2020
A sad or pathetic gentlemen who opens his mouth wide as his woman douches her vagina and he catches it in his mouth. A terrible person. A sad excuse for a man
by Bornsooner May 11, 2024
by Mcmaster carr January 29, 2016
An overboard term used to describe one who has only reached a standard level of douchyness. If one who has only reached the basic douche level is called a douche canoe, this person would consider it to be an insult. Upon being called a douche canoe, this person would likely become upset & act irrational. At this point, that person would have reached douche canoe standards & you will be justified in calling that person a douche canoe.
I.E. "i dumped my girlfriend because she was a real douche. After we broke up, she went all out "douche canoe."
by argonforrest October 22, 2014