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Double Dutch

When you skip the dishes, almost literally, by skipping out on a bill that would have otherwise been paid 50/50 by a dating couple. The couple should penultimately go home for intercourse.
"Let's just go Double Dutch. It's free if we want it to be. Desert is on the house!"
by CommanderGratton July 24, 2025
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double dutch

smoking 2 different strains, dead opps, or oregano mixed with weed , in a blunt.
i could kill this man, and mix him wit the runtz, now that’sa double dutch
by ill Blacky October 10, 2020
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Hangmans double dutch rutter

When two men are preforming the act of a double dutch rudder, while standing by a shelf or similar apparatus and using their own belts to also preform Auto erotic asphyxiation. However if one participant passes out before the others completion it them becomes a Deadmans hand dutch rutter.
Drew and Chris were doing a hangmans double dutch rutter, until drew passed out and Chris had to finish with a Deadmans hand dutch rutter.
by Choppstewie October 31, 2023
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double dutch

the act of masturbating and finishing 2 times in rapid succession of the other.
Brad--"Did you go to that party last night man?"
Jack--"Nah. I just re-subscribed to Brazzers. I double dutched. My dick nearly fell off"
by Haywood Jewblome September 7, 2013
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clutch clutch double dutch

When you score the game winning point after the other team being at match point for a while.
Doneal saved the ball and was almost clutch clutch double dutch, but Joshua fucked up the pass, making us lose the heart breaking game.
by gardan huang June 12, 2017
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Double Dutch Dick

Double Dutch, but with Dicks.
Joe took those guys out for a game of double dutch dick.
by Shmavery October 13, 2019
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Double Dutching

Double dutching is the act of you and your significant other sharing a king-size pillow between your knees.
I spooned my wife and we fell asleep double dutching.
by MayorOfDunktown March 7, 2020
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