love dorito

The red-colored pubic hair of a red-head, especially if the pubic hair is trimmed into a neat little upside-down triangle.
Oooh...she had the nicest little love dorito- she was spicy, too.
by Meatbag May 13, 2006
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eating Doritos

A discrete euphemism for having sex. Different flavors classify different sexual acts.
Paul: "So they just started eating Doritos on your bed?"
Rob: "Yeah dude, I had to just sit there a watch"
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Lesbian Doritos

Fresh popcorn cooked in vegetable oil and sprinkled with salt and nutritional Yeast
OMG I have these vegans coming over to watch the movie, I guess I'll have to whip up some lesbian doritos so they can have a snack.
by Jaybirdinaustin November 16, 2011
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Dorito Chip

A girl's bush trimmed down into a triangualr shape, like a dorito.
Man she has a cute Dorito Chip.
by BlueMan1 September 13, 2006
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haven Doritos

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Cooler Ranch Doritos which have an excessive amount of seasoning and flavouring to them.

There are usually a few chips in each bag at which are excessively covered in seasoning.

To most people these are the best because of their strong flavour and good taste.

These usually lead to benny havens.
Oh sick! I got another haven Dorito! These are so good! There's so much flavour to them and this bag has so many haven Doritos!
by MrJARichard March 12, 2010
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Doritos 3D

A triangular chip produced by Duritos for a limited time. The chip had pocket of air in the center and a trademark smell. This smell overcomes you when the bag is opened, it can only be described as smelling like vomit and wet dog. Contrary to the smell, the chips actually tasted quite good.
"Damn nigga, who threw up? It smells like someone ate a bag of cat shit"

"Just the Doritos 3D's"
by fudgejammer August 20, 2011
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Dorito Raped

The orange look you get from excessive tanning. Like the Jersey Shore cast.
"It's suppose to be Sun Kissed, not Dorito Raped".

"That bitch had a Dorito Raped Face"
by Weezy Johnston June 27, 2012
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