daddy dos

my hardcore one of a kind daddy makes me cum alot

i love my daddy dos

by daddy dos December 30, 2016

Mucho jamon para dos huevos!

"Too much ham for 2 eggs!"
1. A fat girl dating a skinny, frail man
2. A stunningly beautiful woman dating an insignificant man.

That girl is dating that guy?! She is mucho jamon para dos huevos!

by barrazjazz November 9, 2020

Grupo dos Error Sansfags

A Brazilian group made by Error Sans da Misantropia (formerly known as TomTosname TV, he hates this name now) who was based off UTTP (UTubeTrollPolice) and is known for its worship for Error Sans, its misanthropy and its hatred for SJWs, porn, ban, block, people who say fodase, people who accuse people of having multiple accounts, people who call people trolls, attention seekers, autistic, schizophrenics, psychopaths, incels, raiders, edgy, Nazis, communists, ancaps, emo, Satanists, Illuminati, Freemasons, black, gay, Jewish, furries, weebs, bronies, Gachatards, K-Pop fans, Undertale fans, and more. While some people say they're an Undertale group, they claim to just like Error Sans and are an Anti-Undertale group, and speaking of that, they're also against the fandoms of FNF, DHMIS and PewDiePie and are T-Series supporters. They're also atheists and anti-Christians. They plan to take down Amino, Discord, Quora, all porn sites and Brazilian imageboards and more simply because they have the things they hate.

The Grupo dos Error Sansfags is coming after me because I accused someone of having alts!

by DWÆY January 13, 2023

JOS-DOS

N. A fool proof hangover cure, especially after a long night of hard drinking. An acronym for Jack Off, Shower, Dry Off, Sleep.

I woke up feeling like a bag of smashed assholes so I decided the only cure was a good JOS-DOS.

by whiskey stealer August 19, 2011

the dos tiempo

An hourly employee who waits until double time before performing any work.

That job should have been done hours ago... the dos tiempo struck again.

by Low Tech November 14, 2016

MS-DOS

An operating system which is also the origin of the name of a notorious family. Acronym for MicroSoft Disk Operating System.

Fundo thought MS-DOS sounded cool, but two wasn't his favorite number, so he changed his last name to something else that was similar to that.

by authOOr August 8, 2006

porque no los dos

"Why not both?" Was first used in a TV commercial for an Old El Paso Taco Kit. Snuck into english meme vernacular as a snappy way to suggest two options be done together.

"You good? Or nah?"

"...Porque no los dos?"

by mienaikoe October 23, 2020