dirk

dirty broke bitch

shylah frias is a dirk

by slatysnail December 12, 2025

Dirk

Really cool YouTuber

Cool guy: Yo have you heard of Dirk?
Uncool guy: No lol
Cool guy: The hit YouTuber! So cool!!!!11!!!!

by Dirk_real April 12, 2022

Perf Dirk

When you prop your partner up and then sit asshole to asshole with them and take a shit into their gaping rectum while you're both masturbating.

Bro 1: Bro last night, guess what I did with Mikayla
Bro 2: Bro was it a Perf Dirk
Bro 2: Bro ew what the fuck? You know Perf Dirk is for the boys

by Ranga124 November 13, 2019

Dirk giblet

Loose anal skin, flappy rectum syndrome. Excess butthole skin

While doing lunges my dirk giblet slid out from under my thong panties causing extreme discomfort

by Penelope Picklebottom May 8, 2021

Dirk

A grouchy old man that lives to get in everyone else's business. Dirk likes to yell at people for driving too faste "kickin up dust." Dirk is entitled, and believes that he should be allowd to do donuts in the road on his tractor without looking for traffic first.

The whole neighborhood hates Dirk. He's a bitter old man.

by FireSpring August 8, 2020

The Dirk Special

When a girl takes such a smelly poop that it stinks up a whole mansion.

Ewww megan plopped the dirk special!!!!!

by Yurt Groblau March 6, 2020

Dirk

The guy who used to work as the Poughkeepsie Pigeons minor league hockey team mascot. After retiring, he kept the T-shirt cannon he used to use on his zamboni rides. He currently wreaks havoc with it at war reenactments by flankstankbeebeeing people.

You idiot, you were supposed to take Dirk off the email thread!

by mancofteclause January 29, 2022