Dirk

An absolute legend or what some would call downunda “a sick cunt.” When he’s not deleting suds or crushing rockets, one can find him getting frothy deep in the Canadian Rockies snorkeling fresh POW or catching barrels on the coast when the swell is fir’n. Often a free spirit and tough to nail down - he can always be found traveling the globe. If you happen to run into a Dirk buy him a tinny and ask him about his latest conquest.

What a Dirk…

by TampaD November 23, 2021

Perf Dirk

When you prop your partner up and then sit asshole to asshole with them and take a shit into their gaping rectum while you're both masturbating.

Bro 1: Bro last night, guess what I did with Mikayla
Bro 2: Bro was it a Perf Dirk
Bro 2: Bro ew what the fuck? You know Perf Dirk is for the boys

by Ranga124 November 13, 2019

dirk

he's a Justin and he is craked at Fortnite, my guy definitely not taken singly forever you can tell because he plays Fortnite

my friend here dirk never going to be taken and he's cracked at Fortnite my guy uahhhhhhhhhhhhh.

by notyourdad_ January 7, 2021

dirk dinkum

a character from the garfield show who is the sexiest man ever in the universe

dirk dinkum has dick cancer

by halalmeat52749 April 13, 2025

Dirke

A super cool guy with great taste in music. He’s always going to concerts or finding new songs to add to his playlists.

He’s always putting his friends on new music and listening to new tracks. You’ll usually see him in band merch from shows or will headphones in.

“Have you guys heard this song?”

“Yeah dude Dirke showed me this song weeks ago. He’s always ahead of the game for music.”

by Yellowdaisies May 7, 2019

Dirk

I weapon similar to a dagger, but with a longer blade.

The old warrior was stabbed with a dirk.

by Maxcocoa January 13, 2020

Dirk

a person who is a dork and has the common sense or attitude of a dick/dickhead.

Dirk: What are you doing?
Me: Playing the gat
Dirk: Oh, I thought you said playing the cat, I was like wtf?
Me: You're such a dirk.

by lyingking December 15, 2018