National Best Dick Day

I gotta nigga to post National Best Dick Day
by bomslover November 27, 2021
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On on May 1st if you see that sexy beast Theo u gotta suck his dick
Aww shit it’s national suck Theo’s dick day

“Oh shit there he is

“Looks like I’m have to suck his dick”
by theothegod April 12, 2019
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National Suck Dick Day

Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?

Jessica:The 22nd?

Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!
by i didnt like june 24th June 22, 2020
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on april 10 of every year a girl need to grab a guys dick
i'm gonna grab mathews dick for national grab a guys dick day
by canada gov- national days April 07, 2017
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A hypothetical annual holiday, to be held every August 22, whereby all males of respectable girth are encouraged to go outside, whip out their dicks, and smack people with them, all with no legal repercussions.

This holiday was first conceptualized by YouTube user TheAmazingAtheist in 2008, in his video titled "JUST ABOUT SICK 7". Granted, it was on the fly, and he never once talked about it since, but it would nonetheless be a nice change from all the usual boring and predictable annual holidays.
"Oh look! August 22 is, fucking, Smack People With Your Dick Day! That was clever!" --TheAmazingAtheist
by Trey4Life April 07, 2011
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