Dian Burger

When your dick is too big for your body.

You are a real Dian Burger.

by Dirty work in progress August 25, 2021

Diane

Diane is the older version of Karen with a twist. She feels entitled & often makes assumptions on others financial situations based soley on their skin tone. Probably a hoarder. Feeds all the stray cats & raccoons. She doesn't work because she's got a sugar daddy who is also another woman's husband. She uses what she has (I.e. house/car) as leverage for being "better" or "higher class" than brown skinned neighbors, often forgetting they live in the same neighborhood & that her neighbors didn't have to spread their legs to get any of their stuff.

If I was a racist & had no self respect or morals i'd be Diane.

by Fuckyomomma1712 December 18, 2021

Dian

Short but smart man, most of The time The most Loyal friend You'll Ever get. Often is Too shy to ask girls Out But he is great At making Love.

Wow, Should i ask Dian Out?

Hell Yeah!

by Carla3710 April 18, 2017

Dumpster Diane

the female version of a Dumpster Dave

that lady, shes in a dumpster she must be a Dumpster Diane

by otg3 February 13, 2021

tiffany diane

Someone amazingly beautiful who usuallu doesn't trust many guys. She's easy to fall in love with, and usually has good morals. Tiffany's usually like longterm relationships. They're usually loyal, trustworthy, pretty, smart, and easy to get along with.

Tiffany Diane got hurt again. (or: Tiffany Diane won First Supreme in the pageant.)

by tiffoakes624 July 7, 2014

Diane

A lovely girl, who thought it was really cool to have sex with a guy named Matthew. Matthew is all so dreamy and has beautiful blue eyes with a killer smile!

Hey Diane was it really enjoyable that you got to have sex with Matthew! You are such a lucky girl!

by RomanHi5 September 3, 2020

Moist Diane

When attempting to hook up with a longtime crush, you imbibe some liquid courage... just a little too much. Upon reaching the promised land (her bed), you immediately pass out and urinate all over her sheets while she graciously sleeps next to your pathetic drunken carcass. In the morning, when your crime is discovered you blame her... and have never speak to one another again.

Jesus Christ! That motherfucker Lionel pulled a Moist Diane on me last night after I bought all of his drinks... so I told him to lose my number.

by GrundleStiltskin69 November 23, 2019