Decisivemess

the skill or attribute of an individual to make quick decisions that create a complete disaster for anyone having to implement or deal with the outcome of those decisions.

It would be nice if he got to feel the pain from his own decisivemess once in a while.

by Mokeywhite September 25, 2010

hofficial decision

When a Ho makes an official decision between two studs.

She gave the hofficial decision to the first dude she consumed, basing the decision on his overall performance, size and taste.

by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

Game day decision

Waiting until the last moment to decide when forced by the situation at hand.

I wasn’t paying attention when the waitress got around to me so that cheeseburger was just a game day decision.

by Word2dawize October 21, 2019

Delish

(1) A tasty cocktail. (2) Greg Fry. (3) Anything that looks and tastes equally amazing. (4) The guy next door that jogs through the neighborhood without a shirt. (5) Most types of Polish sausages.

“Hubba, Hubba, This Mango-Habanero margarita is Delish! ....And so are his eyes... I wonder if he needs me to massage those calf muscles?”

by Prettydirtyevenforasanchez July 19, 2019

delishagasm

food so good it makes the person eating it acheive a temporarily orgasm like state.

Tony: o my god these are the best ribs ever o my godddddd.
Mike: wow, tony it's so good your having a delishagasm.

by chocotastic February 7, 2009

straight gangster decision

A decision made by one member of a group when there is a lot of indecisiveness between a group of friends on their next move. It often comes when the zero-hour to make a move is near or has already passed. In an effort to prevent a lame time someone presses a decision past the zero-hour to salvage the day, night or "situation".

When announced the decision is not discussed and action is taken immediately by the group to make the decision a reality. The decision is always preceded with the statement "Alright I'm about to make a straight gangster decision..."

If you have any doubt people will not follow your decision keep your mouth shut, clearly you are not any type of leader.

Alright I'm about to make a straight gangster decision... everyone get fuckin' dressed and we're driving into the City to get fucked up and grind up on bitches even if they don't want it

by jbforreal December 27, 2010

Darisse

French verb. To do a Darisse is when you want to a simple task, succed at it, but do A LOT of collateral damage.

Guy 1: I wanted to open the fridge but ended up breaking two Ming vases.

Guy 2: You surely did a darisse.

by thehaunted June 1, 2011