Defkin

Small Spanish girl with perfect tits

The defkin is looking kinda hot.

by rivipop January 18, 2017

Derking Off

One who chooses to sit out of certain mainly activities to partake in, what would be seen as the "you have no balls" option when comparing to friends.

Examples:

-You didn't go hunting because you decided to watch football on Saturday and send texts to a group chat about men who tackle other men while wearing tights which seemed overly orgasmic.

-You opted out of hanging out with the guys to FaceTime your wife.

-While the guys are hanging out you are facetiming with your wife.

-You didn't go hunting because it's too windy
or raining out.

-You would rather go to an auction and buy someone else's junk with the wife than go deer hunting.

-you don't respond to a text all day because your with the wife.

You didn't go out hunting today because you were derking off.

by Hamm and cheese October 31, 2017

demekin

an ugly looking goldfish with big eyes

Shut it you demekin

by demekin September 28, 2018

Desking

The action of having a girl smear their period blood on your stomach, then licking it off

"I heard Sarah and Jack were desking the other day!"

by LesbianLuthor October 16, 2018

derkin'

When someone is running complete fucking trains in zombies on bo4

Omg he's derkin' so hard i'm getting hot and bothered by it.

Wish i could find a man who can derk on some niggas.

by derkyy October 28, 2018

Deekin

When someone is acting or looking at you in a strange or uneasy way. Can also refer to someone who is very drunk or high.

“What that homie doin he straight deekin”

by AK5- February 13, 2019

Deminted

The act of having removed all non le masculine garnishes from a beverage, normally that of which contains a significant amount of alcohol.

Mike ordered a mojito and quickly deminted the beverage to make it look more manly.

by Blueballer143 May 26, 2019