Delaware wall post

fucking a chick (animals also work) doggy style so that her(its) face bangs against the wall leaving a bloody stain

Todd's wall will never look the same after he gave his biddy the Delaware wall post the other night

by Bromeo44 October 18, 2009

delaware cream pie

A DCP is when you bust a nut in a dirty skeezer and after you finish a dude who wants to fuck her too enters the room and can't get his dick hard so instead he eats said dirty skeezer's pussy. Therefore ingesting a Delaware Cream Pie

Guy 1: Dude I'm from Delaware and Last night I totally raw dogged a skeezer from the chow hall without a rubber. Then ol limp dick over there decided to eat her pussy.

Guy 2: Bro he totally ate your kids. Fuckin Delaware Cream Pie!

by TwoDoods1Cup September 11, 2013

Delaware effect

The effect of a sudden, greater appreciation for your home state after visiting a place that is much shittier than where you grew up.

The following excerpt from the Broadway musical "Why Delaware Sucks" will give full meaning and understanding to the "Delaware effect."
Jack: "How was your trip, Brad?"
Brad: "I'm so excited to go back to my house in the sewers after having been to Delaware, the shittiest place in ALL OF AMERICA!"

by farriswheel May 11, 2014

Delaware Candle-lit dinner

Inserting a lit candle into the anus and proceeding with oral pleasure.

“Nothing like mowing the lawn after a Delaware candle-lit dinner.”
-Kal

by Varietyjake July 22, 2018

Crossing the Delaware

Having sex with a girlfriend or boyfriend while he or she is asleep. Originates from George Washington's sneak attack against the British on Christmas Day 1776 and his numerous nocturnal sneak attacks on Martha W.

Bill tried Crossing the Delaware last night, but I woke up and pushed him off me.

by countryturkey March 26, 2010

delaware

Where I lost my virginity. I ate pussy on the first date in the first state. (tax free). Now How do you beat that..no pun intended. Dewey Beach has some of the hottest sluts on the east coast bar none from June to August. cum and get your freak on in Dewey , Hell the cops got busted for partying on the Girls Gone Wild Bus...

Philadelphia.....here is my money take it....Delaware...Hey buddy..need a dime?..fuck it,,,take a twenty and go to Dewey!

by jack883 October 27, 2007

Delaware

The most boring place in America. Where nothing happens, and everything sucks. I recommend NO ONE to move there. Stay where you are, It's better, Trust me!

I was so bored when I went to Delaware this past summer, I nearly died.

by Kee-Kee October 17, 2003