Delete mode

An automatic reflex of the human brain that makes you forget everything you have previously known the moment you actually need it.

Some things that trigger delete mode are:

a) being on stage
b) being in the presence of a very attractive person
c) taking a very important test

"I can't believe I forgot the lyrics to my song at the talent show! I swear I knew every single word of it, but when I was supposed to actually sing it my brain went on delete mode!"

by Paintxsplatter117 October 8, 2013

deleted boy

A man that does not grow up until he is in his mid forties and realizes all his boy hood friends have families and jobs. He finally has to delete the boy section in his brain. Some of them never do it.

I love him but but he never once gave me the security I needed, he is one of many deleted boys in my life.

by Tallfire July 19, 2016

hard delete

When you get hammered to the point of remembering nothing, making a complete fool out of yourself, pissing a lot of people off but refusing to hear the stories when your friends tell you about them. Rather, you'd prefer to hard delete the night act like it never happened.

Friend: Do you remember last night calling your ex and telling him he was the love of your life and you'd never love anyone like him, then using a wedding china to make nachos only to break it and spilling a glass of red wine all over your cashmere sweater.....

You interjecting: I don't need to hear any more. Let's hard delete last night.

by buttercup2060 January 26, 2018

Method of deletion

Idiom

The correct term is “process of elimination” however it is also known to be this term as well.

Person 1: we’ll figure this out using the method of deletion
Person 2: don’t you mean process of elimination?
Person1: same thing

by Hellooooo :) :) April 15, 2021

delete fortnite

The act of getting a girlfriend

Frined 2: delete fortnite
Friend 1: I deleted fortnite
Friend 2: Good Job. What is her name?

by EagleBafBomb March 9, 2021

Grand Delete

This is a term used by hungry social sites users, who are not getting the tons of attention, they feel a sense of entitlement in receiving. It generally deals with those who want everyone to look at them, their posts, their photos, their everything and if they are not doing this, they will delete a large number of "so called" friends. It is like a put down for anyone that does not fit into their tiny, insignificant ego-land.

"About to do a grand delete... This should be interesting. Wonder how many people on my list don't even bother with me? I'm running a test to see who reads my posts. I realize that's about 20 (or less) of you. If you read this, leave me a one word comment about your day. Only one word please. Then copy and paste this to your wall so I can leave a word for you. Don't just put a word and not copy"

by MeMyOwn February 23, 2014

skeet and delete

When you have unprotected sex with a girl and then punch her in the stomach
Deleting the child inside her

Me and my girl had sex the other night and when I nutted i had to pull a skeet and delete

by Dickydanwithafryingpan April 5, 2018