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Darwin dingleberries 

Usually between two humans (men or those w hair rump holes) where they clean each other like primates and vacuum the debris in one’s rump hole
Had a Darwin dingleberries sesh w a good homie who could t get the debris off there backside

Darwin Nunez 

Darwin Nunez is the most sexy Guy of all time, he looks like a god and i want to just eat him.
Girl: Who is your celebrity crush?
Guy: Darwin Nunez of course!
Darwin Nunez by anonymous April 9, 2024

Darwin Yunus 

A lethal finisher on and off the field.
Darwin Yunus by atinuaj77 May 20, 2024

Darwin Núñez 

The best player to ever play the game of soccer/football. He is the reason behind Liverpool FC's success. He is also the cutest and hottest player to ever play. I love him very, very much.
Oh, Darwin Núñez, where have you gone
Liverpool's winning and I need a Cody Gakpo
So, tell me Salah, when are we gonna win the league
I'm getting Van Dijk, and I need to be with my reds
And if you bring with Henderson, he can score
Talk about Darwin scoring hat tricks, this could be end of Man United
So why don't we go to the FA Cup game

Darwin Dash

when someone is in danger (potentially life threatening) and instead of running away they run into the danger, derived from Charles Darwin's theories of evolution and natural selection, implying this individual would win a Darwin award for it
"bro there was a fire and James ran in, wasn't even anyone to save, bro did the Darwin dash"
Darwin Dash by big_raga October 25, 2025

Darwin's Contradiction

A living thing so idiotic it defies Natural Selection.
NPC 1: "Larp = Don't Rap Against Kendrick Ever"
NPC 2: "Yeah, that retard (NPC 1) is definitely Darwin's Contradiction."