Dan

1) a seriously smelly dude.
2) the inevitable lurker in your crew who stanks of pork rinds and taco seasoning.
3) one who kidnaps young dames and steals them away to Wisconsin.
4) a larder who can muff up a whole kitchen during a microwave meal.
5) a drunk.
6) a pretty nice guy to be around, unless you have a nose.

could be used as a verb as in "danned"

Dude, kyle just danned it to Vegas with his bird. But that's cool, cause now sin city smells worse.

by Benjamin Hess April 2, 2008

Dan

A teenage boy, with an extremely large penis! He's not scared to show it and all the girls know that it would leave them in a wheelchair for life. Not only this, he also knows how to use it very well! The sort of person who will treat his partner like a princess.

Girl 1: why are you in hospital?

Girl 2: I had sex with dan last night and now I can't walk, I'm sore as anything, he gave me a right seeing too!

by ManU4Life January 2, 2012

Dan

slang term for a big smelly duck

Oh look theres a big Dan swimming in the water.

by wacoby May 18, 2008

Dan

No one likes him.

Very rarely will people be happy to see him.

He is literally that gay.

Dan shut'cho chicken bone skin tone chromosone post malone looking ass up and leave us alone.

So, you heard the joke about Dan?

No.

Now you have!
(the joke is the name dan itself)

by Gyasleep December 16, 2018

Dan

Every girl has a Dan or knows a Dan. They are best to stay away from at all costs and are usually outlaws.

"Dude why would you have a Dan?"

by meganthatcould March 8, 2009

Dan

This person is usually a fucking faggot and everyone dislikes this dipshit of an autistic cabbage.

You see that kid dan, pretty big fag

by Trustworthy Boi October 21, 2019

Dan

A person who has a strange sense of humor and tends to be offended by certain hair on teachers. He tends to be single and can rarely be seen with more than five people. His hair is usually a mess and he rarely has the guts to do anything. Occasionally he can be seen as aggressive or rude however, once you get to know him he can be a nice guy. He enjoys making people laugh. Some people may refer to a Dan as a d*ck, but he can stick up for himself and his friends. He tries to do the right thing most of the time and enjoys releasing anger and stress.

Person: "Oh he is such a Dan"

by Philhasahead December 15, 2017