He will never look you in the eyes because he got attacked by owls when his mother was not paying attention to the young Matty! He serves hi life duty as a hall monitor with honor and determination to protect the schools from raccoons and white feminists! Thank you Mr. Damon for all that you do!
by white . June 20, 2019
Get the Mr. Damonmug. Matt Damon is an American actor, screenwriter, and producer. His breakout role was his Academy Award-nominated performance in 1997's Good Will Hunting and his Jason Bourne Movies, and The Martian.
This 2023, Matt Damon will play General Leslie Grove, Military and Head of the Manhattan Project in Christopher Nolan's upcoming biopic movie OPPENHEIMER (2023).
by pacificshell50 August 22, 2022
Get the Matt Damonmug. by #vamp January 11, 2021
Get the Damon Salvatoremug. A sexy motherfucker who is taller than you think he is. He spends a lot of money on dumb shit. He has brown hair and blue green eyes. Everyone loves him and his personality. He is in love with a girl but wont make a move (bitch). Over all he is one sexy beast.
by MilfFucker6969 May 12, 2021
Get the Damon Hoffmanmug. by roast April 5, 2005
Get the big damonmug. an insult towards fat people. the humor of the term gets its punch because it rhymes with actor Matt Damon.
Doug: Carrie! You ARE abusive towards me! You make fun of my weight all the time!
Carrie: I do not!
Doug: Oh yeah? What about the time you called me Fat Damon? That was five minutes ago!!
Carrie: I do not!
Doug: Oh yeah? What about the time you called me Fat Damon? That was five minutes ago!!
by Chris Norton February 24, 2009
Get the Fat Damonmug. by Dictify January 4, 2009
Get the damon ballsmug.