damien maymdien

The somewhat-main character in the video "maybe i could eat blades of grass".
According to himself, he frequently gets asked the question, "why is everything so dumb and stupid?"

hi, i'm damien maymdien. I know what you're probably thinking, and I've heard it a hundred times.

by idontdontuseurbandictionary August 24, 2021

Damien Nagle

A famous bagel store owner in Madagascar.

Come on guys, let's go to Damien Nagle's Bagles!

by Samuel Tang May 2, 2009

damien hirst

A rich creepy artist obssessed with putting dead shit in formaldehyde

Oh no Dear, please don't invite Damien Hirst round for tea

by 700questions September 29, 2009

Gay damien

A guy that has a gf just to hide how gay he really is. He only has time to dick ride his very close friends. A gay Damien has such a rare case of penile dis function that he needs five to seven doses of Viagra to get a hard on!

Man almost thought you were a gay damien.

Eww grodie what a gay damien!!!

by Bigger Taggot The Unkown April 23, 2019

michael damien

How fucktards spell macadamia

This Michael Damien cookie from Subway 😍

by amcertified August 12, 2018

damien rice

A man who can make you laugh, cry, and view everything in the world differently with his music.

"The best time I've ever had was listening to damien rice while laying on my bed with her."

by michael chaulk May 10, 2005

Damien Lee

That Reddit guy with the rat's

Guy one: Hi emkay
Damien Lee: *chokes you*
Guy one: harder rat daddy
Damien Lee: gnarly

by Edgy 13 kid ( IRONICALLY ) December 31, 2020