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Dollar General

Horribly depressing store with prices just low enough to keep you coming back but high enough to make you have to move to the projects. Only less common than McDonald's.
There's only two employees per store; They're all paid minimum wage with no health insurance. If you break a leg, you'll be fired. If you have to use the restroom, you'll need to ask for a key. If you're lucky, the toilet will be laced with hepatitis and crap. If you're unlucky, the restroom will be "out of order :(".

Dollar General is the Waffle House of retail.
It hurts the local economy.
David: "Wanna get some groceries at Dollar General?"

Bob: "Do I have a choice?"
by Hot 7 October 25, 2023
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Dollar General

Company which, through the miracle of capitalism, has managed to grow and thrive, despite being the last frontier on which a human with any intelligence whatsoever would make a purchase.
Although Buck knew that everything he buys from the Dollar General will break within a week, he still takes the opportunity to complete all his Christmas shopping there.
by Kebo April 25, 2004
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Dollar Shave Club

By the nine hundreth time you hear this bloody sponsor on fucking Youtube, your mind loses fucking braincells. If I hear the words from someone's mouth being "Dollar" and "Shave" I just instantly shut the video off and sigh in anger from it being horded on video sites.
Thank you to my sponsor: Dollar shave Club...

Me: Fuck it, don't need another ad.
by IReallyWannaDieToday December 15, 2018
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dollar shave club

Dollar shave club: When a man gets cum in his beard during the act of oral sex.
Did you notice Mike joined the dollar shave club last night.
by Tiddies the cat May 15, 2016
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dollar diva

A girl who will go let you bang her when it's dollar night at the bar.
John: On Wednesday nights you can really save money and bring home a dollar diva .

Eddie: Well I guess that makes you a buck banger.
by rageagainsthemachine May 28, 2010
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dollar store fun

Going to the dollar store with your boyfriend/girlfriend and buying a few things for each other just for fun to show your time together that day/night.

The best kind of gift is a gift that has nothing to do with anything, and it's completely random. Also, a gift that you two can share with each other as well as others. Like a keychain.
Boy: "So what do you want to do at the mall?"
Girl: "hm... let's go to the dollar store and buy random stuff for each other!"
Boy: "Okay, have some dollar store fun."
Girl: "okay go!"

(:
by kayykayykayy August 29, 2010
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Dollar General Connection

When someone on Xbox LIVE or PSN has a constant 1-2 bar connection, thus making everyone lag.
by Bob Sizzlepants July 22, 2011
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