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No Dick December

“No Dick December” is only for the ladies. After No Nut November the ladies deserve what it feels like.
Brian-“ay want some dick bbygrl
Sasha-“I cant it’s -No Dick December-“
by Dadique November 29, 2020
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Dodge dick december

It's like nnn but in december. For both girls who want dick and for guys that need to stop beating their meat. The rules are simple you can't ejaculate consciously if you're a guy and if you're a girl you can't have dick in any possible holes.
1) Friend 1:Dude you fail nnn , but you have another shot with ddd. Friend 2: ddd? Friend 1: Yeah dodge dick december, you can't beat your meat, or ejaculate for the entirety of december.
2) Friend: Hanna you were way to horny in november you should try the ddd challenge. Hanna: The what?
Friend: DDD dodge dick december. You can't have any dick anywhere for the entire month.
by Igor Rogério December 2, 2020
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No Dick December

No Dick December is when all the ladies across the world should not ask for dick for the whole of December until the 1st of January
Baby its No Dick December so it means you should not ask me for Dick
by anonymous November 1, 2021
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Dormant Dick December

Same as No Nut November, except it's now in December. Can be shortened to DDD.
Guy 1: Finally I completed No Nut November.
Guy 2: Get ready for Dormant Dick December.
Guy 1: Oh fuck! I forgot.
by I have toast November 3, 2021
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DESTROY DICK DECEMBER

after no nut november you can beat ur meat once a AGAIN
everyday you must beat ur meat
by Wordgod671 November 3, 2021
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Destroy Dick December Decade

GUYS! DON’T POUR BLACK FLEX SEAL ON YOURSELF! YOU’LL CAUSE DESTROY DICK DECEMBER DECADE!
by Bambianca November 7, 2021
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Dry Dick December

Dry Dick December or DDD is where you have to keep your dick dry, it can never get wet!

Avoid getting any types of "fluid" on your dick

you can only take a shower once a week

there are exceptions for chirstmas

blow your cock with a hairdryer for 5 minutes every day
Guy: shit! I failed No Nut November!
me: try passing Dry Dick December!
by big man 22211155 November 2, 2022
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