When a penis can not under any circumstances get an erection it is like a wilted cucumber.
Girls and some guys have been known to use cucumbers as sex toys, but a wilted cucumber is just no use to anyone.
Unlike whiskey dick or normal impotency. Even viagra cannot cure a bad case of the wilted cucumber.
Girls and some guys have been known to use cucumbers as sex toys, but a wilted cucumber is just no use to anyone.
Unlike whiskey dick or normal impotency. Even viagra cannot cure a bad case of the wilted cucumber.
Gary was so turned off by that girls nasty fetish that his chub turned into a wilted cucumber and he could not recover not matter how many viagra pills he inhaled.
by Rudy M. Fields March 18, 2010

by god6669 March 20, 2020

by L.Secret December 9, 2016

When a woman is aroused but has no toys so she fills a condom with her own piss and sets it in the freezer till its frozen solid and uses it in anyway she likes.
by Sir_spermy_boy April 27, 2019

When you put a nicely sized, and well oiled cucumber into a girls vagina, just for shits and giggles.
"Me and my girlfriend were bored, so she deicided to let me give her a nice cucumber rumble...man I love that bitch."
by gettnthatpoon April 6, 2006

by SOON SOON SOON November 20, 2013

It's the new "cool beans," but it sounds way better. Why would beans be cool? Well, cucumbers would be cool because they're in the fridge. Of course.
by M.Urbany November 22, 2011
