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columbian cucumber

After inserting a cucumber into a vagina, the person would then remove it and proceed to smuggle it across the border to the anal cavity, where there is a small rodent awaiting the cucumber for a snack
Gerbil: ive been stuck in here for 2hours waiting for my columbian cucumber to arrive
by te anau boy April 13, 2015
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Pizza and cucumbering

A complicated sex act with many steps. First, you shove a cucumber up a girls vagina, and then you let the juice drip onto a pizza. Then, you roll the pizza around the cucumber like it’s a burrito. 🌯 Finally, you eat it like a burrito and let the juices run down your chin and the girl licks them. 👅
Hey yo timsha do you wanna meet in the back room at dominos for a nice juicy session of pizza and cucumbering? I wanna shove that cucumber so far up there and it’s gonna make the pizza turn into a fucking wet towel.
by benthelobstaaa🤤 September 16, 2018
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Cajun Cucumber

Soaking a dildo in hot sauce then allowing it to dry before it's next use. Rubber sleeved dildos/vibrators seem to soak in the liquid better.
I was walking through the house when I heard a blood curdling scream! I guess someone used my Cajun Cucumber
by Rockout707 May 21, 2011
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cucumber rumble

When you put a nicely sized, and well oiled cucumber into a girls vagina, just for shits and giggles.
"Me and my girlfriend were bored, so she deicided to let me give her a nice cucumber rumble...man I love that bitch."
by gettnthatpoon April 6, 2006
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mall cucumber

A cucumber that is brought to a mall so it can be used as a weapon and sex toy for women.
Man, that mall cucumber is a great weapon and a sex toy.
by SOON SOON SOON November 20, 2013
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Cool cucumbers

It's the new "cool beans," but it sounds way better. Why would beans be cool? Well, cucumbers would be cool because they're in the fridge. Of course.
Person 1: Dude, I'm gonna hit up that Abandon Kansas concert
Person 2: Cool cucumbers!
by M.Urbany November 22, 2011
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