crusty jack rag

a rag used to catch your load that hasn't been washed in a while.

my little daughter came in to the room holding my crusty jack rag.

by texliam May 14, 2007

crusty pickle

when a girls vaginal fluids are remaining on a mans penis after sex and eventually dries, leaving a crusty residue AKA crusty pickle

"That chick just gave me the nastiest crusty pickle ever!"

by cumtart69 January 20, 2009

crusty machado

one who uses their own jizz or the jizz of a friend to provide a sleek appearance to their ponytail or braid

I would trust my crusty machado in gailforce winds, it never fails me

by lohan6 April 9, 2010

Crusty weave ass hoe

A bitch who has raggedy, filthy, dusty, toe up, and nappy ass weave(fake ass hair)

Person 1: I seen shanice at the store yesterday.

Person 2: Man fuck that crusty weave ass hoe.

by King2011 October 28, 2011

crustyflaps

female with aparently showing yeast infection

smell her crustyflaps

by gakjab March 14, 2007

Crusty Napkin

When you eat multiple foods with a high content of fructose corn syrup, and you wipe your sticky-icky mouth on an innocent napkin.

Cory, can you pass me then...oh never mind, you have a crusty napkin.

by ShooLazers October 8, 2011

crusty ring

When performing anal on a male or female that has not properly wiped and by the time you are finished there is a crusted ring around your shaft. Due to the seamen and shit.

"Did you smash that ass brah"
"Yeah but I pulled out and it smelled awful, then I looked down and saw a crusty ring!"

by Sam Pant's Loose Vag April 19, 2016