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crud

the white stuff that collects in the folds of your genitals
i have to check for crud before my dick appointment
by ratgrrl6 July 26, 2021
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Geek Crud

Any combination of airborne or suface-borne illnesses, contracted by the sharing of handheld electronic devices, D&D dice, cards or videogame controllers between various geeks of questionable hygiene. (Also See 'Nerd Flu')
Did you hear that 10,000 people came down with the Geek Crud after that gaming convention last week?
by Lexicon Grrl September 29, 2010
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blow crud

Meaning Match Your Friend A Loud Blunt Of Bud
Me:Blow Crud Bro

Him:Come On Let's Match
by Detroit Vee April 18, 2017
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Crud

A word that someone called david uses excessively
by Sam Wellerman June 16, 2021
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Crud

by CrudMaster69 January 14, 2022
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Crud Fingers

The smell of shit that can smell particularly strong from sniffing around the fingernails of someone who refuses to wash his/her hands after wiping his/her ass. This is usually due to toilet paper ripping or scrunching up, leaving the fingers exposed to warm shite still stuck in the anus after laying a brick.

Quite often, having longer nails will be more prone to have Crud Fingers as there is more room for feces to get trapped and smell like a grimy toilet bowl but the deciding factor really is washing your hands after dropping a turd.
Person 1: Dude, have you smelt that stench coming from that guys hands?
Person 2: Yeah! I heard he doesn't wipe. He must have Crud Fingers big time!
by CrudFingers April 24, 2018
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Crud

What grace,lily and daisy are
What a crud
by Penisboi69 February 5, 2019
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