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Crud Fingers

The smell of shit that can smell particularly strong from sniffing around the fingernails of someone who refuses to wash his/her hands after wiping his/her ass. This is usually due to toilet paper ripping or scrunching up, leaving the fingers exposed to warm shite still stuck in the anus after laying a brick.

Quite often, having longer nails will be more prone to have Crud Fingers as there is more room for feces to get trapped and smell like a grimy toilet bowl but the deciding factor really is washing your hands after dropping a turd.
Person 1: Dude, have you smelt that stench coming from that guys hands?
Person 2: Yeah! I heard he doesn't wipe. He must have Crud Fingers big time!
by CrudFingers April 24, 2018
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Crud

What grace,lily and daisy are
What a crud
by Penisboi69 February 5, 2019
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crotch crud

the stuff you find in between your legs and crotch as well as in your foreskin. commonly found in shades of blue.
Jesus Christ! why the fuck did Jeremy start talking about his crotch crud and that he hasn't showered in 4 days!?
by SeriousSkippy August 6, 2021
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Crud-apples

Crud-apples is another, yet a friendly way to cuss. Or, as some people call it, Hill Billy bad words.
"Crud-apples! I dropped my phone!"
"That was today!? Crud-apples!"
"Crud-apples! It's due tomorrow
by Wh33z3 February 22, 2022
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Con Crud

A rare itchy fungus harbored in fursuits. Cons bring vets to help everyone get vaccinated.
I got a nasty case of Con Crud all around my taint!
by jakerusso2006 November 21, 2021
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Crud

The definition of the word crud translates to “road”, “streets” or “riding”. A term used for being about or doing bits.
Me: “Yo my slime, is you man on crud?”

My G: “yeah fam mans out ere on crud uno”

Me: “That’s my bro, obviously you man are on crud”
by YungDriBz August 9, 2020
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Crud

A word that can be used in place of any word, WHAT THE FUCK, more like WHAT THE CRUD, it is also used when one is scared to say an actual cuss word, like, what the crud man, you crud bucket, you can’t even say real crudding cusses.
What the crud man

Bruh, jim is such a crudding idiot

This test is so crudding hard

Crud you, you crud bucket
by Circa_wyn October 1, 2023
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