Orange Couch Surfers

Any person that was alive during, remembers or is a fan of SNICK. Also see snickers

Can you believe how many Orange Couch Surfers showed up for the finale of Pete and Pete?

by JBOSSMAN April 7, 2011

Rumpled Crotch Syndrome

The social faux pas (similar to vpl on a lady) for a gentleman or Sloane Ranger to wear trousers which are two large resulting in creases and suspicious-looking cloth bulges in the groin area.

Sadly, however, the trousers which the Prime Minister wore to the Royal Wedding were too big; he was suffering from RCS, rumpled crotch syndrome, which afflicted the previous Tory prime minister.

by Gashed Ferret May 24, 2011

couch shit trap

the act of shitting between two couch cushions and letting an unexpected person sit on it

after i took that couch shit trap i put a video camera on the wall and taped steve while he sat on it

by jommy cash February 2, 2010

Crotch Specter

Someone who brushes up against another person's privates in such a way that it's made to seem like an accident, but for the brusher, is meant to indeed cop a feel.

See also Ass Phantom

I felt that you Crotch Specter!

by SchwarzerWind September 1, 2003

Crotch Shot

A variation of the now famous Head Shot.

Player 1: He's in my sights.

Player 2: *hiding* He'll never find me here.

Player 1: *fires* Boom Crotch Shot!

Player 2: Fuck.....

by kazook April 25, 2006

Couch Surfer

homeless, jobless, loser, with no money, bumming around to find anyone that will let him sleep at their home for free.

"Dennis The Loser Rey", the Ultimate Couch Surfer, and 3-time convicted felon - unable to get a job, pay rent, find a woman, or even sell is shitty artwork to scrape up enough coin to buy a bean burrito, is couch surfing - desperately looking for a naive sucker with a place to plop is fat ass on their couch.

by BBDinOC April 6, 2017

Couch Style

A position in which the guy lays flat on his back and the chick rides him like a cowboy, but she is grabbing his shoulders, and due to reflex it his legs stick up which make it look like he is sitting in a L-Z-boy. The Guy looks like he is sitting in a L-Z-Boy While getting ridding, when he is sitting on a flat surface.
Can also be used for anal.

1:Yo man what did you end up doing with kelsey last night dude?
2: She fucking rode me hard man
1: How so dude?
2: Fucking Couch Style dude
1: Dope got to chill out an ride it out like you were on a L-Z-Boy!

by Pizza the hut February 21, 2008