muffin cream pie

Muffin cream pie-When a woman calls her vagina a muffin and it has been filled with a nice healthy dose of semin that is noticeable from across the room.
Muffin cream pie is the best
pie ever
Muffin cream pie took first place at the State fair this year
by Phatwags K October 30, 2017
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Vietnamese cream pie

I was barebacking this tiny Vietnamese whore. Enjoying her pussy. I shot my load I to her nice tight asian pussy making a Vietnamese Cream Pie.
by Asianpoker February 03, 2022
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Singapore cream pie

I pick up this hot young girl in Singapore and was fucking her nice sweet pussy. I shot my cum I to her tight pussy. As I withdrew. I saw my cum dripping from her sweet puy. Making a Singapore Cream Pie.
by Asianpoker February 03, 2022
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Banana cream pie

A weird yellow pie you get for your bald headed translucent geometry teacher because he rejected the pillow with his face on it.
I gave Mr. D my banana cream pie.

How did it go?

He ate it in front of 17-year-olds and said it was delicious.
by Crusty asshole May 06, 2022
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Oatmeal Cream Pie

When two Latino and one Caucasian have a threesome
Having a oatmeal Cream pie is when a white person and there two Latino gri have a threesome
by Kellz72 August 27, 2022
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Cream-pie Surprise

The act of cumming inside of an ice cream before it has been served, resulting in a warm ooze in the inside of the ice cream.
Nathan's Ex ordered an ice cream so he gave her the Cream-pie Surprise.
by One Pump Whillip August 06, 2020
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cream-pie eyes

noun: the way her eyes light up when she wants filled with a hot gooey load of your jizz
Did you see how Sara was looking at me? She was giving me the cream-pie eyes. Tonight I'm gonna turn that toaster strudel into a twinkie.
by the shit faced cockmaster February 05, 2019
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