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Play Cousin

A person around the way that you grew up with or who is just that person who has your back. They come with a lot of clout because you get to pick this cousin and throw shade on dem real cousins that you aint feelin at the moment. Which probably means you don't want to hear the truth that a real family member will say to you. lol
Hey homie. Who is that fire that is with you all the time?.. Haha.. Oh that is my play cousin.. So can I get at that?. Can you hook us up???........Nope, she might not be my play cousin next week!!!!!!
by GirlieTruth June 27, 2018
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2nd cousin

1.When your related but, you can fuck each other 'without going to jail'.
2.A relative who's your parent's cousin's child. Basically they share great grandparents with you.
Rednecks sure love to bang 2nd cousin's.
by Celyuh May 27, 2016
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Cousin Slayer

A friend who gets in a relationship with one of your cousins, then eventually hooks up with another.
Hey Jim, did you see Ryan last night with Samantha, wasn't he with Katie not too long ago? Yeah he is a cousin slayer.
by TheKingSlayer December 13, 2012
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fake cousin

someone who you would consider like a cousin to you, but they aren’t related to you. this “fake cousin” is often friends with your cousins as well.
friend: who is that in your family picture?
you: oh, that is ______, my fake cousin!
by 0liviaS November 19, 2018
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Cousin Fucker

A cousin fucker is usually known as someone from Kentucky. We've all heard stories of people from Kentucky fucking their cousins come on now get real.
I am from Kentucky and they call me a cousin fucker!
by REALHOODNIBBA July 22, 2018
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birthday cousins

When two otherwise unrelated people share a calendar birthdate.
Did you know Dolly Parton and Janis Joplin were both born on January 19? That makes them birthday cousins!
by Hal 10000 March 5, 2015
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Cousin Willie

A name for a pervert or pedophile, usually an old man.
"Oh my god Cousin Willie is staring at me guys"
Pervert: pedo perv paedo
by ThundieProxy September 12, 2015
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