court jester

a silly sex act:

1. a man tells a women he's about to ejaculate but henceforth urinates in her vaginal cavity
2. repeat step one in rectum.
3. repeat step one in oral cavity.

4. finally, proclaim to said female

"YOU'VE JUST BEEN COURT JESTERED, BITCH!"

phill: "how was last night?"
wes: "awesome man, I court jestered that bitch!"
phill: "sick dude."

by Dr. J Weinberg September 5, 2009

lady court

an updated, more posh version of "fag hag'; specifically, a group of women who have a central gay male figure in their group.

Dennis will be meeting up with his lady court at the bbq.

by rebar January 21, 2009

Ladies of the Court

A group of weight room douches that all spend time admiring themselves in the mirror. They usually wear bright colors, too much hair product for someone wanting to work hard, frequent wearers of Tapout/S2 Faction/sleeveless shirts with huge arm holes, consume far too much supplements and are frequent skippers of leg day.

Right as Alex got to the gym, he noticed all the ladies of the court crowding around the first bench he needed to use, "it sure would be nice if these fags would move" he thought to himself.

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

turner court

Turner Court is a hood in South Dallas where is dangerous and gang related (Blood 232)

Turner Court 232 Bonton Bonton 007 is our lil bousin

by El Chucko December 22, 2018

Coundon court

Full of crackheads. Teachers are peepees. I consume beans on the daily. Also lozenger

Coundon Court is so bad, it makes me wanna die

by Big_boi_ben November 14, 2019

pre-courting

playful flirting on social media

In this technology age pre-courting is part of a social media user's ways.

by Coop Dupe December 9, 2019

patterson court

One of the 4 housing properties for participants on the Disney College Program in Florida.

Neighbors with Chatham Square.
Is also know as 'the retirement home' of Disney Housing.

Known for giving shelter to CP's during hurricanes.
Patterson Court is quiet and home to not only CP's but also, many, many cats.

"I live in Patterson Court, the bus does not stop there so I have to walk to Chatham Square."

by meowmeowbeanz May 21, 2018