rainbow cough

a cough of which multi-coloured mucous is symptomatic

Kate has been suffering from rainbow cough for two weeks

by Midnight Muse December 7, 2006

Cough e

another word for coffee

hey cough e

by Feras MQ May 3, 2018

golf cough

the cough respectful people use when their lungs are about to explode, but they cannot cough at full volume.

jake was in the most important business meeting of the year with a cold, so he had to use his golf cough as to not interrupt the speaker.

by g1ng3r July 24, 2011

cough on the shoe

If someone is being a general mothefucker and pissing you off, this can be an easy to phrase to use to insult and hurt them. Cough on the shoe is a basic fuck you and piss off, but with a formal twist. Call me a magician

(Mid argument) ‘Oh well you can go cough on the shoe”
(Or keep it short and sweet) ‘cough on the shoe bitch”

by ariana’ssandwhiches October 24, 2019

coughing gas

The act of farting so much, that smells like shit, makes one start to cough

Bobby has farting gas so bad, he immediately starts to cough, after passing some coughing gas.

by Bonby sugar spits November 17, 2017

cough medicine

The cheaper and easier alternative to pot for minors and/or cheapskates. Also works with mint-flavored cough drops.

“Hey, why is there cough medicine on the bathroom floor?”
“Seventh graders.”

by Kablooski May 10, 2018

Masking Cough

The faux cough you emit when amongst the company of strangers or a date to mask the sound of an ill timed fart.

Guy 1: 'cough cough'

Guy 2: "Dude, first-off, check your self you may have sharted and secondly that masking cough was weak it didn't drown out the sound and it ain't gonna cover the smell.

Guy 1: Sorry my bad

by barec2 April 23, 2009