Pull the cord

adj. To Masterbate; to jerk off

To pull the cord Today i go to my moms crib to pull the cord

by mattz November 26, 2005

Aux Cord DJ

This is the person in charge of the music for a party or gathering. The source of the music is generally a smartphone or tablet.The device may use an auxiliary cord or Bluetooth connection to play music using a Bluetooth speaker or stereo system.

Rahim volunteered to be the aux cord DJ for the party.

by Mr. Juanderful December 21, 2021

cut the umbilical cord

When a child's mother (usually the son) refuses to acknowledge the fact that "her baby" is growing up and will always try to be involved in whatever they do. This is most commonly seen in these three scenarios; 1) getting a driver's license 2) the first date 3) going off to college.

Mother: Oh, I just can't believe my little baby is finally going out on his first date. Do you think you'll be alright?
Son: Mom, I'm fine, just leave me alone. I'm 18 and I'm not a little kid anymore.
Father: Honey, just cut the umbilical cord already and let him go!

by That One Random Guy There December 2, 2010

Pull the rip cord

to leave a place/event/social occasion suddenly

I've had far to much to drink, time to pull the rip cord

by ALMB August 4, 2007

Aftermarket Umbilical Cord

When two people dreadlock their genital pubes with each other's, creating a bond as strong as the hair roots on each's upper genital area. Can also be called "Hairy Symbiote"

Bro1: I've been feeling so disconnected from the world recently...

Bro2 (down-to-earth guy): I'll help you back down bro, let's try the aftermarket umbilical cord"

by Zeval April 7, 2020

Arabian Pull Cord

Single handedly yanking someones dick off of their body

Josh just gave Chris the Arabian Pull Cord!!! OUCH!

by Jeff of destruciton January 20, 2008

Rip Cord Dick

What happens when you go skydiving with an instructor on your back and he unzips and slips his johnson all up in your behind as he's pulling the rip cord on the parachute. As you go from free-fall to being stopped by the parachute, his manhood goes deep into your chocolate cave.

Man I went skydiving again and my instructor gave me the ol' rip cord dick. Most intense orgasm I've ever had.

by spinny37 June 14, 2011