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Sugar coated turd

Something undesirable dressed up or talked up as if it is something desirable and sweet. It may be sweet on the outside, but it is still poop at the core. Similar to the saying "lipstick on a pig" (except 'lipstick' often refers to people, and 'SCT' to an object).
My coworker tried to dump her project in my lap, but in this sickeningly-sweet way, like it was a sugar coated turd...like I wasn't supposed to notice or acknowledge it was a turd simply because it had sugar sprinkled on it!
by armcandy2222 May 27, 2009
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Cole

Cole is the guy I've been friendzoning for almost 3 years.

Cole got that big dick tho whipping it around that anime pussy. Cole is secretly into BDSM but would never admit it. He like them short ladies with Blonde hair with Blue eyes. He be slapping that ass without permission though. Cole is a good friend, tho he be whipping that 50 foot dick in your face when he wanna fuck. Cole be the best bestie ever with that damn diddly darn bowlcut you made him cut because he looked like the fucking toad from Mario. Cole will always have your back, litterally, he will be holding your back while pounding that sweet pussy from behind. You can thank Cole for your autism because you get it just from meeting him.

Love you bro no homo
Damn Cole got that dick in mah anime tiddies yo
by Rusty Rapist April 24, 2019
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cole world

from J Cole's album title Cole World: The Sideline story

also kind of means its j coles world. or hes on top of the world or the rap game.
guy1: who's better j cole or em?

guy 2: j cole mann, cole world all day!
by torontonikkz August 21, 2011
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Candy Coated Slut Muffin

A slutty girl that is so cute and innocent looking that she isn't rejected by society like a normal slut is. She lures you in with her cute sweetness and you can't resist no matter how much you try.
Damn, that Sophie is such a candy coated slut muffin!
by Kinky Cupcakes May 12, 2010
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Stephen Colbert

He is America. (And so can you!)
"Do you know Stephen Colbert?"
"Oh yeah. He's America!"
by njm222 September 20, 2009
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Sugar Coated Christmas Trees

That weed is so dank; it looks like sugar coated christmas trees. Lets smoke it!
by brandon2k9 May 19, 2010
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Colbertized

Someone who has been nailed in Stephen Colbert's satirical style(From the Colbert Report). Like the way the right wingers get nailed by him all the time.
Chris : I like him, he agrees with me that women should stay in the kitchen.

John : No dude, he just colbertized you.
by Chris0108 November 7, 2008
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