A clunge that is out of action (due to a monthly period) and wearing a sanitary towel or panty liner.
by clungewriter November 06, 2011
by BUM BOIL March 05, 2015
A device that gives a man the ability to attract multiple women at once. Unfortunately, you've either got it or you haven't. 'Clunge Hoover!' is also a fun thing to shout in the middle of a circle of girls, whilst holding your arm up to your head like an elephant's trunk.
by Bossman1234 July 19, 2011
by Spycho August 05, 2003
Man 1: Man, whats up wid you, why you look so dooown?
Man 2: coz i hav not been clunge diving in ageess.
Man 1: then go dive in some clunge! clunge diver
Man 2: coz i hav not been clunge diving in ageess.
Man 1: then go dive in some clunge! clunge diver
by Duuuuunc May 22, 2009
A crocodile clunge is a vagina that is a crocodile's mouth and takes up the entirety of the lower body. The term originates from a movie called 'Tokyo Gore Police' featuring a girl who actually has a crocodile clunge.
by cnirvana1 September 20, 2009
The female cleft, or vagina if you will, left in a state of terrible disrepair. In fact it has been left in such a state that it has developed a sour fungal inhabitant of the genus Candida. A truly terrible affliction.
Rupert: "I dare say my good man, do you smell sour dough?"
Everett: "Nay, man! That fiendish scent be wafting from between the legs of that saucy tart at the table right there!"
Rupert: "Agh! Your right!" "Close your legs you saucy tart, your cloying up the bar with the stench from your Yeasty Clunge!"
Everett: "Nay, man! That fiendish scent be wafting from between the legs of that saucy tart at the table right there!"
Rupert: "Agh! Your right!" "Close your legs you saucy tart, your cloying up the bar with the stench from your Yeasty Clunge!"
by RedSchmutz July 17, 2009