When a male takes a horrendous turd and inserts deep within said wenches vagina. She must then proceed to 'dump' said turd on the alpha males chest.
Guy 1 "hey dude what did you do last night?"
Guy 2 "not much Clara decided to clunge dump on me lay night"
Guy 1 "LAD!"
Guy 2 "not much Clara decided to clunge dump on me lay night"
Guy 1 "LAD!"
by QueefyBat July 04, 2013
When a gentleman cautiously re-engages in sexual activity after a period of abstinence . From the saying "taking the plunge"
"Come on Man, you got to get back out there and get some pussy , it's been 4 years!"
"You're right! I'm gonna to get all dressed up like a pimp coz tonight I'm taking the clunge."
"You're right! I'm gonna to get all dressed up like a pimp coz tonight I'm taking the clunge."
by Grim Mark June 02, 2017
A clunge that is out of action (due to a monthly period) and wearing a sanitary towel or panty liner.
by clungewriter November 06, 2011
by Spycho August 05, 2003
Man 1: Man, whats up wid you, why you look so dooown?
Man 2: coz i hav not been clunge diving in ageess.
Man 1: then go dive in some clunge! clunge diver
Man 2: coz i hav not been clunge diving in ageess.
Man 1: then go dive in some clunge! clunge diver
by Duuuuunc May 22, 2009
A crocodile clunge is a vagina that is a crocodile's mouth and takes up the entirety of the lower body. The term originates from a movie called 'Tokyo Gore Police' featuring a girl who actually has a crocodile clunge.
by cnirvana1 September 20, 2009
The female cleft, or vagina if you will, left in a state of terrible disrepair. In fact it has been left in such a state that it has developed a sour fungal inhabitant of the genus Candida. A truly terrible affliction.
Rupert: "I dare say my good man, do you smell sour dough?"
Everett: "Nay, man! That fiendish scent be wafting from between the legs of that saucy tart at the table right there!"
Rupert: "Agh! Your right!" "Close your legs you saucy tart, your cloying up the bar with the stench from your Yeasty Clunge!"
Everett: "Nay, man! That fiendish scent be wafting from between the legs of that saucy tart at the table right there!"
Rupert: "Agh! Your right!" "Close your legs you saucy tart, your cloying up the bar with the stench from your Yeasty Clunge!"
by RedSchmutz July 17, 2009