Cheeseburger Conundrum

Philosophy of Nerd thought experiment in which the following is asked:

If you shat out a perfect cheeseburger, not made of shit, but an honest to god cheeseburger, would you eat it?

The only wrong answer to the question is the refusal to answer it.

1. "I asked my doctor about the Cheeseburger Conundrum and he said he'd only do it if he could get an enema first."

by Robot Loves Zombie October 30, 2009

Dick Cheeseburger

Action when a male takes his flacid penis and wraps it around and between his two balls....and rotates it 90 degrees.

Our faces are in mourn as we look at Pat's dickcheeseburger!

by Anthony and Greg February 18, 2005

Cheeseburger Eddy

It aint easy being Cheesy!

Cheeseburger Eddy is a legend
You allways gotta protect your McNuggets!

by Marc Conway May 29, 2009

cheeseburger rule

The more wigger-like and fag-like a kid is; as proportional to how abusive he is towards girls, determines how much a hot girl will like him. Likewise, the more pleasant, and down to earth, non-wannabe, a kid is the less a hot girl will like him.

A lot of the kids that practice the Cheeseburger rule are wiggers.

by Mister N August 11, 2006

double cheeseburger

The act of two men inserting their penises into a woman's anus at the same time.

The pornstar Gauge is especially adept at performing the double cheeseburger.

by Chrispybro April 24, 2006

Dublin Cheeseburger

A Dublin cheeseburger is simply licking a females vagina or rectum after you or another male has ejaculated into it. Made famous by Irish politicians during the Celtic Tiger. Similar to sloppy seconds.

Dave's ex is sleeping with a new guy. That new guy is getting Dave's dublin cheeseburger.

by Hontop Shanny September 21, 2010

double cheeseburgers

Slang word for a girl with a curvy ass, see the movie Thirteen.

That slut ain't got shit on THESE double-cheesburgers!

by BabyDizz May 06, 2005