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THE ANGRY CAVEMAN 

WHEN YOU RUB A5-35 ON THE HEAD OF YOUR DICK AND PUT IT IN YOUR PARTNER'S ASS MAKING HER GRUNT AND WALK ON ALL FOURS
"YO DUDE!" LAST SATURDAY I MET THIS GIRL AT A BAR AND GAVE HER THE ANGRY CAVEMAN. THE BITCH WENT CRAZY"

shake it like a caveman 

an incredible one man band from Tennessee
dancing with out control.
being over come with pulsating rhythms to the point of dancing hypnotically.
raising hell.

like bernie lomax from weekend at Bernies
wow steve really got hammerd, danced all night and hooked up with a super hot 19yr girl from sweeden. He was really shaking it like a caveman

shake it like a caveman was freaking awesome!

Captain Caveman's Club 

A thick dry stool with a enlarging circumference that becomes increasingly painful to pass.
It resembles captain caveman's club in both shape and size.
Bob: "Why are you crying?"
Jill: "I just dropped Captain Caveman's Club in the toilet."

Dirty Caveman

a hardcore stoner or drug addict that sits in his or her basement for weeks in the dark without showering or cleaning themselves in any way.
Tim: is Bill comin out today?

John: no hes just gonna sit in his basement hittin the bowl and smokin crack

Tim: what a dirty caveman
Dirty Caveman by wetdickallnight October 4, 2011

Robot caveman 

One who goes Boo Boo Beep with a grunt as if a caveman
What was that on my voicemail?

I think it was a robot caveman

Modern Caveman 

When there is a huge blizzard outside and there is snow blocking your doors and you can't get out.
"This blizzard is so bad, I feel like a Modern Caveman stuck in my own home."
Modern Caveman by crazyfunnycool February 6, 2010