caterpillared

The dick pic version of getting catfished. When someone's dick doesn't end up being as big as their dick pic.

AP: So how did it end up?
Julia: Well I got fucking caterpillared again
AP: What do you mean?
Julia: His dick was way smaller than the pics he sent me, ughhh

by Snaplatts July 14, 2019

crawl like a caterpillar

Float like a butterfly, Sting like a bee, crawl like a caterpillar

Float like a butterfly refers to the ability to move around lightly and quickly on one's feet during a fight. Sting like a bee refers to effective punching that hurts the other person. crawl like a caterpillar refers to the ability to have opponent on all fours begging for mercy during a fight.

by King amun tut ankh September 21, 2019

caterpillar chicken

A chicken shaped hamburger that eats fried 🧀

I sure love that silly caterpillar chicken.

by Sissybabe May 28, 2017

sandy caterpillar

when two people have intercourse in a sand box . One man slaps the lady in the face after ejaculating leaving a sandy imprint on the womens face.

Oh jane wipe that sandy caterpillar off your face.

by thesouthwillrise July 19, 2016

Caterpillar

Line of coke followed by a bump of ketamine.

I’m so fucked up after that caterpillar line

by Jonezyyy97 January 17, 2018

Caterpillar Dragon’s Breath

When a girl is sucking a long hairy penis and her breath smells like hot dick cheese

Jeff: Man have you talked to Shelby today?
Toby: No, why?
Jeff: Dude, she had mad Caterpillar Dragon’s Breath.

by Arby’s Seafood Bar February 13, 2020

Caterpillar Squeeze

An act so vile that to describe it here would be unexcuseable.

Girl 1: Did you here what happened to Janey?

Girl 2: Did she get herpes again?

Girl 1: No, that was last week. Jimmy gave her a Caterpillar Squeeze!

Girl 2: *slaps Girl 1 and begins vomiting uncontrollably*

by Phreakin Mohican October 24, 2011