by Bluntcut May 3, 2018
Get the Cadenmug. I’m friends with a Caden and let me tell you:
HE IS A FRICKIN BITCH! But he can be nice. And creepy. And he sits at a table with me and all my friends, who happen to be girls, so he seems gay, but he’s not. He only sits there because of his cousin. But a Caden is a mystery. You never know what they might do. If you meet one, KEEP THEM AROUND. Unless you don’t like complete lunatics who threaten to show pretzels up your nose. In that case, stay away from my friend Caden. Otherwise, keep one around.
HE IS A FRICKIN BITCH! But he can be nice. And creepy. And he sits at a table with me and all my friends, who happen to be girls, so he seems gay, but he’s not. He only sits there because of his cousin. But a Caden is a mystery. You never know what they might do. If you meet one, KEEP THEM AROUND. Unless you don’t like complete lunatics who threaten to show pretzels up your nose. In that case, stay away from my friend Caden. Otherwise, keep one around.
Me: Uh, what is Caden doing?
My BFF/Caden’s cousin: I don’t know. Why are you asking me? He’s probably threatening Sophie that he is gonna shove his pretzels up her nose, or worse, her ass.
Me: yeah, probably.
My BFF/Caden’s cousin: I don’t know. Why are you asking me? He’s probably threatening Sophie that he is gonna shove his pretzels up her nose, or worse, her ass.
Me: yeah, probably.
by Mal_Mango February 19, 2019
Get the Cadenmug. by A terrible human being November 5, 2019
Get the Cadenmug. A kind and sexy friend. He is awkward, but is popular in his group. Not the most athletic, but has a giant brain.
If you have a Caden as your friend, you are the luckiest person on Earth.
He is attractive and likes kind and beautiful people.
If you have a Caden as your friend, you are the luckiest person on Earth.
He is attractive and likes kind and beautiful people.
by Chillvestre May 15, 2019
Get the Cadenmug. SHE is amazing, SHE is energetic, SHE has a little anxiety, and SHE IS FEMALE!
The C at the beginning of the name makes it appear much more feminine than the spelling “Kaden”. Her name is often misspelled or mispronunced.
The C at the beginning of the name makes it appear much more feminine than the spelling “Kaden”. Her name is often misspelled or mispronunced.
Omg Caden is SO FUNNY she’s the best friend ever and yes she miggt kill you in your sleep if you disagree with her.
by Rainbowpup77 November 1, 2019
Get the Cadenmug. A complete waste of time. He will be jealous of anyone he sees. If you are dating him then he will harm anyone who even looks at you. Whether they are your friends or not.
by Gabs😾 May 1, 2019
Get the Cadenmug. Caden is the last of the ancient species"homo Pripanians" it is tempted by the slightest scent of bananas and can detect suitable mates mostly from the African reigion
by X2rs September 5, 2021
Get the Cadenmug.