Canned

Getting imprisoned

My boy just got canned for shotting drugs!

by PussyEater112 May 19, 2015

crapper can-can

The wiggle or dance one makes when trying to release a small amount of poop left to drop to the toilet. This is done to avoid wiping the excess poop and decrease the chance of said turd to be spread on hand. Does not need to be done when one has diarrhea.

Person 1: Man what took you so long in the bathroom, i thought something went wrong
Person 2: I was doing the fucking Crapper Can-Can. Did not want to get shit on my hand. That little sucker wouldn't budge.
Person 1: Too much info. Why am I friends with you?...

by a potato with a hammer March 2, 2014

a can

to say when meaning a can of WHOOP ASS!

I'm going to open a can on yas! ( beating someone up.)

by L. Blox June 30, 2007

can

to have sex or to fuck

Were you canning with dat chick last night?

by Naks November 5, 2006

Cans

A racist word towards Canadians.

Danny: Those damn cans took hockey from us!

by DamnThoseFuckingCanadians April 2, 2010

Cans

Shortened slang for Mexican's. This example refers to basically all brown people tho, not just ones from Mexico. Anyone with light brown skin, smells like beans, and looks like they're fresh over the border is a Can.

We stopped at the Lowe's hardware store to pick up some Cans to help us finish up the yard work.

by Riah Vanity February 3, 2020

Can

Something you pee in

I cant hold, can you pass me the can

by Poop FAce butt November 19, 2019