Someone who eats like an animal. They chew with their mouth open, crunch loudly, talk with their mouth open, and are completely oblivious that they do it.
by Mikizzle May 1, 2006
Get the crunch monkey mug.Combination of "blunder" and "number crunching," describing the exasperating experience of trying to figure out which supermarket item is giving you more for your money on a dollar per ounce basis.
A lot of times these days supermarkets will break down the cost per ounce right on the face of the shelf price tag. However, sometimes you find yourself blundering through basic algebra, trying your best to hold your own. Forget about it if you're trying to convert between grams and ounces: you're just done, and you'll make your decision on some other factor.
If you have your phone with you, you can use the calculator function to avoid blunder crunching. In no case, however, must you mumble to yourself out loud as you try to do the calculations.
A lot of times these days supermarkets will break down the cost per ounce right on the face of the shelf price tag. However, sometimes you find yourself blundering through basic algebra, trying your best to hold your own. Forget about it if you're trying to convert between grams and ounces: you're just done, and you'll make your decision on some other factor.
If you have your phone with you, you can use the calculator function to avoid blunder crunching. In no case, however, must you mumble to yourself out loud as you try to do the calculations.
Don't be the guy mumbling to himself while trying to decide between Starkist tuna or the store brand. Keep your blunder crunching as private as possible.
by Ae5Ea8 April 6, 2015
Get the blunder crunching mug.A Dutch Crunch is a sexual act in which the female slams her buttocks upon the males testicles before he is about to climax.
Nicolas: man! I don’t know if I’ll ever reproduce!
Kyle: What happened bro?
Nicolas: Dude! Last night Cynthia gave me the ol’ dutch crunch. Totally rocked my world.
Kyle: You’re a freak bro.....
Kyle: What happened bro?
Nicolas: Dude! Last night Cynthia gave me the ol’ dutch crunch. Totally rocked my world.
Kyle: You’re a freak bro.....
by DirtSquizzeral September 1, 2018
Get the Dutch Crunch mug.A deadly triple threat of peanut butter and jelly on a crunchy granola bar. More specifically, skippy, smucker's, and nature valley.
by smuckernut July 21, 2010
Get the Smuckernut Crunch mug.A riffing style popularized by legendary Metallica frontman James Hetfield. It is basically a punk-rock style rhythm meets Motorhead/NWOBHM etc (new Wave Of British Heavy Metal) resulting in a potent machine-gun gallop sounding orgasmic tune to what most Metalhead calls now as Thrash. Their milestone debut album "Kill 'Em All" introduced that kind of sound and after that it literally spawned hundreds of Thrash bands mimicing that style.
"Metallica single-handedly patented and perfected the Metalli-crunch, that's why they became a legend to the music world"
by TT Boy4 April 12, 2010
Get the Metalli-Crunch mug.by jasowat January 29, 2007
Get the walnut crunch mug.1. Samantha : I was sucking his dick at the beach and it was too sandy.
Chole : did you quit ?
Samantha : I double crunched that dick , i ain’t no quitter
Chole : did you quit ?
Samantha : I double crunched that dick , i ain’t no quitter
by UrMumInMyBed July 15, 2018
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