Hannah Crouch

Hannah Crouch is wifey af. Justus needs to back off because she is Alainah’s boo thang!!!

Hannah crouch is smelly

by Skan November 24, 2021

Crusty Crouch

A sexual act of cumming on a woman's vagina she then let's it get flakey you then lay on a bed as she squats over your face. The woman then shakes her hips letting cum flakes gracefully land on your face.

Last night my wife crusty crouched me it was a team effort but the reward was a crusty face

by UwU crust July 20, 2019

crouching tiger hidden dragon

The "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon" strategy combines the allure of selling options on highly volatile stocks (the "Crouching Tiger") to capture generous premiums with the safety and income potential of a money market fund (the "Hidden Dragon"). Traders embrace the unpredictability of volatile stocks while safeguarding their capital through steady interest income, ensuring a balanced and resilient approach to investing in today's dynamic markets.

Person A: "I've got some extra cash to invest, but I'm open to some risk."

Person B: "Ever heard of the 'Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon' strategy? It's like having the thrill of the stock market ('Crouching Tiger') while keeping a safe backup ('Hidden Dragon') in a stable fund. Balances risk and safety."

by wangbangpro August 21, 2023

Crouched

Crashing on the couch for the night.

I was so tired I just crouched last night.

by CRussy August 15, 2022

do the crouch

A new dance sweeping the nation in the UK all because one poncy football player got a little too carried away.

Background info can be found at www.dothecrouch.com

I've scored a hat-trick against Jamaica you know what, i think i'll do the crouch

by \_-_-_/ June 11, 2006

Crouch cricket

A type of lice that you can get in your crouch. They jump and chatter just like there cousins the cricket

i shitted on a port a potty now i got crouch crickets

by Betburt77 December 25, 2017

Crouch Wank

When you receive an unsolicited video of someone crouched down, so low you can see their goofy, in front of a mirror jerking it and blowing their load on said mirror.

Omg I just got a crouch wank from Louis on snap!!

by JamesBr November 30, 2023