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Matt Christoff

An obese, Shrek-looking individual often found in temperate deciduous forested areas such as Millersburg. Generally speaking, this individual is very hypocritical. Often making fun of trends and then flamboyantly leading that trend. He is sexist, looks like Sloth from Goonies, and is the only real J Cole fan. His facial structure resembles that of a plate of spaghetti that took a punch from Mike Tyson. His horrid facial features could be compared to Jack Jeebs from Men In Black. Overall, this individual can be summed up as an atrocious person that contributes nothing to this world.
Did you see that Matt Christoff back there?
Yea, it looks like a mix between the Elephant Man and Caitlyn Jenner.
by Matt Christoff March 5, 2019
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christopher lloyd

A movie star, starring in movies such as back to the future, my favorite martian, etc. It is used as slang for "bomb", "boss", or "Totally Awesome/Radical". Only because anyone named Christopher Lloyd has got to be Boss.
Did you hear about that new kid at our school, Christopher Lloyd? His name is Christopher Lloyd, so he must be Rad! Let's go meet him!
by Zach Burton January 20, 2008
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Christopher

Christopher is amazing intelligent goofy perdon.He's loving and very loyal when he his held down .He likes adventure,exploring new things and is great at bring a smile to the faces of the people he cares about.Christopher's usually have gorgeous smile and seductive voice irresistible to the ladies.Christopher loves food and is a very artistic mind along with other talents.Christopher is a nice caring person but if you step on the wrong side of the fence with him you'll regret it.
"Who's your best friend?" "Christopher"
by Emily3465 March 13, 2017
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christopher

Sumone is caring. Loves everyone around him unless you rub him the wrong way. Tall, handsome and very sexy. great in bed and loves doing things for his woman. Christophers and very cool and they don't take shit from punk ass baby daddys. I luv u Chris... s&c
My man is the effing best. His name is Christopher.
by silentsleeper April 18, 2010
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Christopher Hunt

Australian slang.

A polite way of saying Cunt (The insult not the genitalia)

Can also be abbreviated to C. Hunt
Juju - give me a smoke

Benji - its my last one.

Juju - *snatches smoke*

Benji - Christopher Hunt
by Mr Skim October 29, 2009
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Christopher Walken

Quirky and slightly mental-looking Hollywood actor. Hasn't got nearly as many good roles as he should. Look out for him in David Cronenberg's The Dead Zone, Spielberg's Catch Me if you Can or in the movie of Ian McEwan's The Comfort of Strangers.
Watch out. Here comes a Christopher Walken character.
by Fearman December 17, 2007
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Christocrite

I would go to church more often, but it's full of Christocrites...those people who act all superior that they show up at church every week, yet I see them at the local bar all drunk and nasty the night before
by sutherncomfort April 27, 2010
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