People who say they like cartoons, but really only like European style realistic and hyper-realistic artwork.
Cartoon anti: why do your eyes look like that get some fucking anatomy and learn what eyes look like
Artist: oh that’s just my style
Cartoon anti: UGH YOURE BEING SUCH A DICK IM JUST TRYING TI BE NICE PISS OFF YOUR ART SUCKS
Artist: alright good talk? Fuck you too.
Artist: oh that’s just my style
Cartoon anti: UGH YOURE BEING SUCH A DICK IM JUST TRYING TI BE NICE PISS OFF YOUR ART SUCKS
Artist: alright good talk? Fuck you too.
by Remus Marianne February 11, 2023

a tattoo
"Damnit Danny, don't you even think about coming home for CHRISTmas with a new devil's cartoon!"
"I just don't understand these kids today covering up their faces with devil's cartoons!"
"I just don't understand these kids today covering up their faces with devil's cartoons!"
by dann1burk June 11, 2018

AKA Cartoon Physics.
A law in cartoons that states that if something impossible would be amusing if it actually happened, then it will happen.
That's not the entire rule, either; see below.
A law in cartoons that states that if something impossible would be amusing if it actually happened, then it will happen.
That's not the entire rule, either; see below.
The full definition of Cartoon Logic is as follows:
*Should the character be able to do this?
> Yes No
*Would it be funny if they couldn't?
> Yes No
*They can't do it.
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*Should the character be able to do this?
Yes > No
*Would it be funny if they could?
> Yes No
*They can do it.
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*Should the character be able to do this?
> Yes No
*Would it be funny if they couldn't?
Yes > No
*They can do it.
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*Should the character be able to do this?
Yes > No
*Would it be funny if they could?
Yes > No
*They can't do it.
*Should the character be able to do this?
> Yes No
*Would it be funny if they couldn't?
> Yes No
*They can't do it.
----
*Should the character be able to do this?
Yes > No
*Would it be funny if they could?
> Yes No
*They can do it.
----
*Should the character be able to do this?
> Yes No
*Would it be funny if they couldn't?
Yes > No
*They can do it.
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*Should the character be able to do this?
Yes > No
*Would it be funny if they could?
Yes > No
*They can't do it.
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 5, 2021

People who said that Adult Swim is better is a freakin' idiot. They should thank Cartoon Network for letting Adlut Swim come there. Most of Adults Swim's shows are racist. Cartoon Network is better then the assholes who hate that channle. Ed, Edd n Eddy is better
1. screw people who hate CN 2. yeah there gay bitches
Go to hell Cartoon Network haters, there gay bastereds
Go to hell Cartoon Network haters, there gay bastereds
by The Eds July 24, 2006

Any irrational hate that is disproportionaly intense to the thing being hated on. Much like the anger shown in cartoons, steam coming out of the ears, face turns bright red. Like Donald Duck or Yosemite Sam.
Me: I hate it it when people have 11 items in the 10 items or less line. I want to tie them up and kill their families in front of them before I take my thumbs and pop both of their eyes.
Friend: Dude, its just an extra item....
Me: I know, I just have cartoon hate.
Friend: Dude, its just an extra item....
Me: I know, I just have cartoon hate.
by Kalani Says May 29, 2011

1: The place where heroes are all good and villains are all bad; where super-villains exist and will do anything, even start wars that kill thousands or millions of innocents, just to gain a few bucks they don't need (or some other useless end).
The place where everything that the good guys say and do is good and everything the bad guys say and do is bad; where what makes the the good guys good and the bad guys bad is just that they *are* the good guys or the bad guys; and questions about what makes them so are never asked.
2: A vastly simplified and/or idealized model of reality.
3: The universe that radical left-wingers lives in.
The place where everything that the good guys say and do is good and everything the bad guys say and do is bad; where what makes the the good guys good and the bad guys bad is just that they *are* the good guys or the bad guys; and questions about what makes them so are never asked.
2: A vastly simplified and/or idealized model of reality.
3: The universe that radical left-wingers lives in.
Bill: "So Joe, are you going to vote for McCain or Obama?"
Joe: "Huh? McCain is a Republican. All Republicans are evil, stupid, and in the pocket of big business."
Bill: "Well, both McCain and Obama have very similar policies. I don't see much of a difference."
Joe: "McCain is a Republican."
Bill: "Ahh... right. Well, ok, Joe, I've got to ahhh....ummmm....wash my hair. So you go back home to the Cartoon Universe and have a really smiley-face day? OK? buh-bye."
Joe: "Huh? McCain is a Republican. All Republicans are evil, stupid, and in the pocket of big business."
Bill: "Well, both McCain and Obama have very similar policies. I don't see much of a difference."
Joe: "McCain is a Republican."
Bill: "Ahh... right. Well, ok, Joe, I've got to ahhh....ummmm....wash my hair. So you go back home to the Cartoon Universe and have a really smiley-face day? OK? buh-bye."
by lafinatu February 21, 2009

The network that lost their good shows (Dexter's Lab, Ed, Edd, and Eddy, etc. etc.) through the journey but is get back on top with their new shows. (Regular Show, Adventure Time, Mad, Incredible Crew) And yes Incredible Crew was good! A.K.A the channel you watch when there's nothing good on.
Guy: MAN! There's nothing on TV!
Friend: Dude their putting Regular Show on Cartoon Network.
*Look at each other*
Both: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Friend: Dude their putting Regular Show on Cartoon Network.
*Look at each other*
Both: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
by sixthair January 5, 2013
