Logic based on fallacies that cannot be backed up by actual evidence. Like building a fire underwater, their logic is flawed and childish
“Hey did you know that I’ve gotten straight A’s throughout high school, so know I’m definitely going to get a scholarship”
Shut up you weirdo book worm. You have cartoon logic. No college wants a nerd who plays no sports.
Shut up you weirdo book worm. You have cartoon logic. No college wants a nerd who plays no sports.
by spicy mayo August 23, 2020
AKA Cartoon Physics.
A law in cartoons that states that if something impossible would be amusing if it actually happened, then it will happen.
That's not the entire rule, either; see below.
A law in cartoons that states that if something impossible would be amusing if it actually happened, then it will happen.
That's not the entire rule, either; see below.
The full definition of Cartoon Logic is as follows:
*Should the character be able to do this?
> Yes No
*Would it be funny if they couldn't?
> Yes No
*They can't do it.
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*Should the character be able to do this?
Yes > No
*Would it be funny if they could?
> Yes No
*They can do it.
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*Should the character be able to do this?
> Yes No
*Would it be funny if they couldn't?
Yes > No
*They can do it.
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*Should the character be able to do this?
Yes > No
*Would it be funny if they could?
Yes > No
*They can't do it.
*Should the character be able to do this?
> Yes No
*Would it be funny if they couldn't?
> Yes No
*They can't do it.
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*Should the character be able to do this?
Yes > No
*Would it be funny if they could?
> Yes No
*They can do it.
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*Should the character be able to do this?
> Yes No
*Would it be funny if they couldn't?
Yes > No
*They can do it.
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*Should the character be able to do this?
Yes > No
*Would it be funny if they could?
Yes > No
*They can't do it.
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 06, 2021
Hell.
It was a cartoon featuring songs by The Beatles with Paul, John, George, and Ringo. The show ran for 3 seasons 1965-1967, it would have The Beatles going on adventures but often times would get very odd. The Beatles were voiced by Paul Frees and Lance Percival. It was created by god but ended up in Satan’s clutches, it’s beautiful but terrible at the same time, just go watch it.
It was a cartoon featuring songs by The Beatles with Paul, John, George, and Ringo. The show ran for 3 seasons 1965-1967, it would have The Beatles going on adventures but often times would get very odd. The Beatles were voiced by Paul Frees and Lance Percival. It was created by god but ended up in Satan’s clutches, it’s beautiful but terrible at the same time, just go watch it.
by Jude regrets life October 19, 2018
People who said that Adult Swim is better is a freakin' idiot. They should thank Cartoon Network for letting Adlut Swim come there. Most of Adults Swim's shows are racist. Cartoon Network is better then the assholes who hate that channle. Ed, Edd n Eddy is better
1. screw people who hate CN 2. yeah there gay bitches
Go to hell Cartoon Network haters, there gay bastereds
Go to hell Cartoon Network haters, there gay bastereds
by The Eds July 24, 2006
1: The place where heroes are all good and villains are all bad; where super-villains exist and will do anything, even start wars that kill thousands or millions of innocents, just to gain a few bucks they don't need (or some other useless end).
The place where everything that the good guys say and do is good and everything the bad guys say and do is bad; where what makes the the good guys good and the bad guys bad is just that they *are* the good guys or the bad guys; and questions about what makes them so are never asked.
2: A vastly simplified and/or idealized model of reality.
3: The universe that radical left-wingers lives in.
The place where everything that the good guys say and do is good and everything the bad guys say and do is bad; where what makes the the good guys good and the bad guys bad is just that they *are* the good guys or the bad guys; and questions about what makes them so are never asked.
2: A vastly simplified and/or idealized model of reality.
3: The universe that radical left-wingers lives in.
Bill: "So Joe, are you going to vote for McCain or Obama?"
Joe: "Huh? McCain is a Republican. All Republicans are evil, stupid, and in the pocket of big business."
Bill: "Well, both McCain and Obama have very similar policies. I don't see much of a difference."
Joe: "McCain is a Republican."
Bill: "Ahh... right. Well, ok, Joe, I've got to ahhh....ummmm....wash my hair. So you go back home to the Cartoon Universe and have a really smiley-face day? OK? buh-bye."
Joe: "Huh? McCain is a Republican. All Republicans are evil, stupid, and in the pocket of big business."
Bill: "Well, both McCain and Obama have very similar policies. I don't see much of a difference."
Joe: "McCain is a Republican."
Bill: "Ahh... right. Well, ok, Joe, I've got to ahhh....ummmm....wash my hair. So you go back home to the Cartoon Universe and have a really smiley-face day? OK? buh-bye."
by lafinatu February 22, 2009
Any irrational hate that is disproportionaly intense to the thing being hated on. Much like the anger shown in cartoons, steam coming out of the ears, face turns bright red. Like Donald Duck or Yosemite Sam.
Me: I hate it it when people have 11 items in the 10 items or less line. I want to tie them up and kill their families in front of them before I take my thumbs and pop both of their eyes.
Friend: Dude, its just an extra item....
Me: I know, I just have cartoon hate.
Friend: Dude, its just an extra item....
Me: I know, I just have cartoon hate.
by Kalani Says April 29, 2011
The network that lost their good shows (Dexter's Lab, Ed, Edd, and Eddy, etc. etc.) through the journey but is get back on top with their new shows. (Regular Show, Adventure Time, Mad, Incredible Crew) And yes Incredible Crew was good! A.K.A the channel you watch when there's nothing good on.
Guy: MAN! There's nothing on TV!
Friend: Dude their putting Regular Show on Cartoon Network.
*Look at each other*
Both: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Friend: Dude their putting Regular Show on Cartoon Network.
*Look at each other*
Both: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
by sixthair January 05, 2013