Camper Crap

1. A lesser variety of Trailer Trash who reside in their campers, often in Walmart parking lots. 2. A form of White Trash who own neither home nor car, instead only affording a camper that doubles as both housing and transportation.

Look there, in the parking lot, I think those folks might be Camper Crap!

by MWriter September 23, 2009

camper pie

The act of shitting on a naked persons chest while naked by the camp fire and then laying on top of them

I gave Kyle a great camper pie around the fire yesterday.

by Loz464 June 14, 2014

camper van

A sex act where you insert two fingers into the vagina and a fist in the anus. 2 in the front, 5 in the rear hence a Camper Van

"Dude, I got wasted last night and gave this chick a Camper Van, she was loving it"

by gaydargayblaah February 23, 2014

camper shell

What lame high schoolers put on their pick up trucks because their dads, that also have camper shells, made them.

Bro, take your camper shell off

Nah man, my dad will get mad

by KillaKillaKev July 23, 2014

camper's hours

Going to bed early, and waking up early – like when you're camping, and sleep sunset to sunrise.

Man, I slept camper's hours last night; I was in bed by 9:00 and up at 5:00!

by sequoiafog May 14, 2016

Camper cat

A man who has been recently liberated from a long miserable relationship in which he lost his primary dwelling to. He now stays in a camper living his best life by the lake

“Bruh, did you see how happy Tom is?
“Yeah man, good for him... total camper cat”

by Jaikaye November 15, 2020

Spawn Camper

In online games, and in FPSs especially, somebody hangs around near an enemy spawnpoint and kills players as soon as they appear, rendering them lame.
Spawn camping is not to be confused with normal camping, which is a legitimate tactic, unless you are camping right on top of a powerful or lame weapon spawn point, in which case it is not a legitimate tactic and is called 'whoring'.

I keep getting killed by that fucking spawn camper.

by NoXion March 26, 2005