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Calvaryer

A term that used to be associated to a very cunning and manipulative individual.

Not a lot of known about this individual. The individual was commonly seen in neon pink clothing, as they strived to be at the center of attention at all time, especially in a time where clothing like that hasn't been seen before. It has been rumored that this individual is the sole reason as to why the human eye can even perceive said color, that theory could never be confirmed, though it also can't be denied.

Calvaryer is one of the first psychopaths ever recorded to exist, and due to Calvaryers generally extremely attractive image, as well as their high intellect they could achieve anything they set their beautiful brain on.

Their most notable achievement having created the whole concept of politics. Yes, all politic parties stem from Calvaryers unfathomable brain capacity which would make even Tesla and Einstein jealous.
Please, oh Calvaryer, free us from the violence which is thriving in humanity.
by The Defiler of worlds February 13, 2022
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calvarysquake

calvarysquake made a really good daisy edit
by Gianna matranga March 31, 2022
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Calgarophobia

Is the fear of being anywhere south of Red Deer or north of the United States border into Alberta.
Symptoms often include IQ's dropping 100 points, necks spontaneously enflaming and turning red, an enormous spike in arrogance, and the craving to put on a cowboy hat and hump his/ her sibling.

The only cure to this phobia is to keep heading north to Edmonton where the people are classy, the sports teams are better and more passionate, the shopping centres are superior, and the river valley is beautiful.
Some related phobias and diseases to Calgarophobia are: Calgarianitis, Hickitis, Redneckophobia, Arrogantitis.
by Mattlafrance April 29, 2008
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Calvary Chapel Academy

A shitty school that forces religion harder than the fucking dress code. The school that had a better meme page in 2017 than the academics. Calvary is for pussy’s
Everyone that’s at Calvary Chapel Academy is a pussy!
by CCABIRDS January 18, 2019
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Calgarian

Cal-Gary, the names of the two men whose marriage was the first between two persons of the same sex.
Calgarian is a term used to define a gay marriage.
Calgary Flames, a calgarian hockey team consisting of gay men.
Darryl said to Jarome, "I love you man, marry me, I want us to become Calgarians."
by edsnotmyrealname February 7, 2010
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calvary

the heavy troops, the guys with the toys.
the better army members with better equipment than what the lessers that are described as cannon fodder.
wew we took out the fronts its time to call in the calvary
cannon fodder
by ego_chimp April 10, 2009
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Calgarian

The complete and true embodiment of the definition of the word 'basic'. The females of the species are often seen in public sporting yoga pants, swell water bottles, oversized fake nails, a large latte from Rosso or Phil & Sebastian and a minimum of two ill-raised screaming children. The males can be seen driving Ford F150s customized to span three lanes, whilst clad head to toe in Flames apparel (or an overpriced suit) with a rear-window decal reading 'Git'er Done' or 'Support Domestic Violence'. If the windows of the pussay magnet are down at a red light you'll almost certainly hear the racist ramblings of Ted Nugent or the raw dick-kicking power of Nickleback flowing boisterously out into the street at Lollapalooza-like volume. Weekday activities include 'working hard' from 9-5, practicing entitlement, taking highway exits at the last possible second from the far left lane, saying prayers to oil and not minding their own fucking business. Weekend activities include the zoo, Superstore, teaching children entitlement in public places like busy cafes, 'walking around' or enjoying the mundanity of St. Patrick's Island.
- Woah that guy in the business suit with the flames hat just lost his shit at the cashier for not smiling enough when she gave him his coffee.

-Oh don't mind him he's just Calgarian.
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